I confess that the next injured worker who accuses me of lying, not understanding, or trying to screw them over is going to get my foot so far up their ass that it will have to be surgically removed. Same goes for the next jerkwad who has his girlfriend cuss me out over the phone for him.
I'm giving my notice in 2 weeks and I am literally counting the days.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"