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#3376

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:11am

tg...that's impressive! I cannot compete with that, but I confess that I was purposely late for work today, because I wanted the subways to be less crowded with all this rain.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3377

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:14am

impressive?? you think?? i'm flattered...maybe! yes, TG is a dirty whore. there are a few other guys i'd rather give the sexual favors to, but when it comes down to pleasure or job security....ya know.

#3378

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:17am

you must suck at your job...
I mean, why would you be fired otherwise?

#3379

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:17am

Dirty whores come sit by me.

Read the thread from the beginning. You'll understand. :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3380

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:19am

*gasp* I get to sit by Jaily?!?! The dirtiest of the dirty whores?! I feel 18 kinds of special!!! Can I on your lap too?

yeah, doodle--i'm not a good employee...total slacker at this job.

#3381

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:21am

I'll bet the rest of the office LUVS you.

#3382

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:25am

The dirtiest of the dirty whores?

(I love this boy!)

Of COURSE you may sit on my lap. Please.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3383

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:29am

yeah, they all hate me Calvin. Whatever.

Oh, Jaily, stop. You're making me moist.

I also confess that I originally met Jaily on a different site and was supposed to have, um "met" Jaily on an excursion to NYC awhile back and when I found him here, I was shocked and embarassed...which was totally silly, of course.

#3384

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:38am

You little minx! :)

Don't be embarrassed...we're all veterans of sluttery here.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3385

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:44am

Oh, i'm totally over it. Just sorry it didnt happen. I feel like, by missing out on Jaily's non-existent gag reflex, I didnt get the full New York experience.

#3386

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:46am

Hey, the fool went and got MARRIED before I moved here. What fun is that?

#3387

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:46am

But we'll always have, um, that one time, Cal. Or maybe that other time? No, DEFINITELY that last time. Yeah, that's the one.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3388

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:48am

You make me run out of Top 10 slots, doll!

#3389

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:49am

married-schmarried. what does that mean?

#3390

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:53am

Nevermind. Forget he said anything :P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3391

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:55am

done and done.

Calvin, what was that about slots that need to be filled, or something?

#3392

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:57am

I think he was saying I filled them all up.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3393

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:59am

filled Calvin and now needing to move onto someone else? hmmmm.....who could it be, I wonder....hmmmmmmm....gotta be someone around here who's slots need filling....

#3394

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:11pm

Oh, another confession (i'm full of 'em today)

I just got into a show. I'm making bets with myself on how long it will take me to get into his pants. Current bet says 3 rehearsals.

#3395

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:11pm

slot sluts!

I confess that I just reread some of this thread...it is pretty funny!

#3396

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:15pm

hell yeah--this thread is effing hysterical. hours of fun for the whole family.

#3397

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:16pm

...or at least Family.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3398

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Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:18pm

Ugh...do we need to talk about Kristy McNichol again?! Rath gets so frisky!

Updated On: 4/12/07 at 12:18 PM

#3399

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:21pm

...speaking of family or Family, i confess that I think "Family" from Dreamgirls is a ****ing ridiculous song.

"we are a family like a giant tree"? what the ****?? i mean, seriously.

#3400

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:07pm

Why did Kristy McNichol not return to "Empty Nest" when she had a chance? Because she didn't want to be given a Mulligan! (rim shot)

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