Confessions Thread- Page 136
Confessions Thread
#3375the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:11amtg...that's impressive! I cannot compete with that, but I confess that I was purposely late for work today, because I wanted the subways to be less crowded with all this rain.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3376the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:14am
impressive?? you think?? i'm flattered...maybe! yes, TG is a dirty whore. there are a few other guys i'd rather give the sexual favors to, but when it comes down to pleasure or job security....ya know.
#3377the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:17am
you must suck at your job...
I mean, why would you be fired otherwise?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3378the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:17am
Dirty whores come sit by me.
Read the thread from the beginning. You'll understand. :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3379the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:19am
*gasp* I get to sit by Jaily?!?! The dirtiest of the dirty whores?! I feel 18 kinds of special!!! Can I on your lap too?
yeah, doodle--i'm not a good employee...total slacker at this job.
#3381the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:25am
The dirtiest of the dirty whores?
(I love this boy!)
Of COURSE you may sit on my lap. Please.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3382the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:29am
yeah, they all hate me Calvin. Whatever.
Oh, Jaily, stop. You're making me moist.
I also confess that I originally met Jaily on a different site and was supposed to have, um "met" Jaily on an excursion to NYC awhile back and when I found him here, I was shocked and embarassed...which was totally silly, of course.
#3383the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:38am
You little minx! :)
Don't be embarrassed...we're all veterans of sluttery here.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3384the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:44amOh, i'm totally over it. Just sorry it didnt happen. I feel like, by missing out on Jaily's non-existent gag reflex, I didnt get the full New York experience.
#3385the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:46amHey, the fool went and got MARRIED before I moved here. What fun is that?
#3386the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:46amBut we'll always have, um, that one time, Cal. Or maybe that other time? No, DEFINITELY that last time. Yeah, that's the one.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3389the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:53amNevermind. Forget he said anything :P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3390the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:55am
done and done.
Calvin, what was that about slots that need to be filled, or something?
#3391the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:57amI think he was saying I filled them all up.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3392the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 11:59amfilled Calvin and now needing to move onto someone else? hmmmm.....who could it be, I wonder....hmmmmmmm....gotta be someone around here who's slots need filling....
#3393the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:11pm
Oh, another confession (i'm full of 'em today)
I just got into a show. I'm making bets with myself on how long it will take me to get into his pants. Current bet says 3 rehearsals.
#3394the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:11pm
slot sluts!
I confess that I just reread some of this thread...it is pretty funny!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3395the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:15pmhell yeah--this thread is effing hysterical. hours of fun for the whole family.
#3396the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:16pm...or at least Family.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3397the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:18pm
Ugh...do we need to talk about Kristy McNichol again?! Rath gets so frisky!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Updated On: 4/12/07 at 12:18 PM
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3398the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 12:21pm
...speaking of family or Family, i confess that I think "Family" from Dreamgirls is a ****ing ridiculous song.
"we are a family like a giant tree"? what the ****?? i mean, seriously.
#3399the confessions thread
Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:07pmWhy did Kristy McNichol not return to "Empty Nest" when she had a chance? Because she didn't want to be given a Mulligan! (rim shot)
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