Confessions Thread — Page 137

#3401

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:08pm

Did someone mention the McNick?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3402

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:10pm

Confession: I totally had this poster, and the album it came in.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3403

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:28pm

we know, we know...

(see, this is what I was afraid of!)

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3404

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:30pm

I was DESPERATE for a jacket like that.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3405

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:32pm

cause yeah, that's a smokin hot jacket.

#3406

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:34pm

It was then, ya bitch!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3407

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:36pm

woopsie. my bad, i'm sure.

*blows a kiss in Rath's direction*

#3408

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:40pm

I had one.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3409

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:41pm

Shut up, you did not.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3410

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:41pm

then you should've let Rath borrow it, you stingy whore.

#3411

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:44pm

Oooh, I like the new guy.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3412

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:44pm

It was maroon...yes, maroon.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3413

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:45pm

You're a maroon.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3414

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:46pm

*takes a bow*
Thanks Rath.

longtime lurker, sometime poster.

still want the jacket? i'll beat that bitch Doodle down & get it for you.

I do what I can for the kiddies. ya know what i'm sayin?

#3415

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:48pm

Not sure I'm too fond of the violent tendancies...

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3416

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:49pm

You usually have no problem with them, doodies.

Thanks, theatah!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3417

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:50pm

Violence is fine. I want passion. I want to feel something. I'd rather be Julie Jordan than Carrie Snow. I used her married name because I didn't want to spell Pipperidge.

#3418

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:51pm

Does it make you aware of being alive?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3419

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:51pm

I always thought it was Pepperidge, like Pepperidge farm cookies.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3420

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:53pm

Or the goldfish!

I could also reference "Dark at the Top of the Stairs." But I don't go for cowboys so much.

#3421

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:56pm

I confess that Calvin is ignoring my IM.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3422

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:57pm

that damn Carrie Pepperidgefarmcookie...doesnt feel a thing. Why on earth would Julie Jordan waste her time with such a shallow friend? Same for Laurey & Ado Annie. I kind of see a theme here...

...but then why didnt Mrs. Anna have a kooky friend. All she had was that manipulative Lady Thiang...and Maria had Mother Superior...

....hmmm...i guess my theory holds no water. Rodgers & Hammerstein were so unpredictable like that.

#3423

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 2:59pm

I want you all to think about something...the actress who played Carrie Pepperidgefarmsgoldfish in the movie, also played Esmerelda, one of the ugly stepsisters in the remake of Cinderella on tv, with Leslie Ann Warren, which I watched every year as a kid.

so, who did she sleep with? Rogers or Hammerstein?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3424

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 3:01pm

Barbara Ruick? Or something like that?

I love the way she says "spink."

#3425

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/12/07 at 3:02pm

I"m totally seeing a 3-way here.