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#3551

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Posted: 6/13/07 at 2:04pm

i'll give you his address. you two would be perfect for each other. you each can talk about yourselves the whole night, and the other one would never notice!

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#3552

the confessions thread

Posted: 6/13/07 at 2:05pm

I confess that my type has become way too specific.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3553

the confessions thread

Posted: 6/13/07 at 2:06pm

duracell, C ?

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#3554

Are you suggesting that I enjoy talking about myself? I don't know what you could possibly mean, and I have to tell you that that REALLY hurts my feelings, and you really can't imagine how this affects me. Now I'm gonna be a wreck ALL DAY, thanks to you. How will I ever be able to make it through to my self-tanning appointment later?? (I'm getting a spray tan, because I'm really pale, you know, and I just think that I would look SO much better with a little color, and I...)

Oh, I see what you mean...my bad.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3555

the confessions thread

Posted: 6/13/07 at 2:28pm

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#3556

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:38pm

i'm pretty sure i'm gay.

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#3557

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:44pm

Dear Confesions Thread,

VinnieMeatball wants to spitroast me with his boyfriend.

I'm considering it.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3558

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:45pm

I confess that Jaily should sell tickets.

especially if there is an actual spit.

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#3559

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:47pm

to quote phoebe buffay: my eyes! my eyes!

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#3560

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:53pm

I confess that Pheobe has no room to judge...she made "Buffay, the Vampire Layer" after all.

#3561

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:50am

if i call home to check phone messages i do so in a way that the phone does not ring so i won't disturb my dogs. is that nutty?

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#3562

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:10pm

No, but between 10 and 20 telemarketers are calling anyway.

I leave my stereo on for my dogs.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#3563

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Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:13pm

oh, that's just a blatant waste of electricity.

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#3564

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:15pm

Then I better not confess that I never turn off ceiling fans.

#3565

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:17pm

it's not countless telemarketers calling you, it's al gore!

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#3566

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:19pm

How inconvenient!

#3567

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:20pm

ain't that the truth!

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#3568

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:26pm

i confess i got lap dance last night and liked it

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#3569

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:11pm

I confess that during a trip to the pharmacy at age 4, I stuffed my Osh Kosh B'Goshes full of Russell Stover chocolates and tried to walk out the door. Alas, I left a trail of evidence behind me and was caught. The pharmacist gave me a stern talking to.

#3570

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:12pm

LOL. i saw that episode of leave it to beaver.

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#3571

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:26pm

I will miss this job because I get paid so much for doing so little.

#3572

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:42pm

amen!

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#3573

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:48pm

I confess that I haven't visited this thread in over a year.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#3574

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/13/07 at 2:32pm

I confess that I gave Harris a lap dance last night and liked it.

#3575

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 7:52am

i confess that i once purchased clothes from the international male catalogue.

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