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#3501

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:41pm

I confess to wondering what goes on around here when I'm not around!!

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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3502

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:42pm

It's what goes on at Boobsy's house when you're not around that you should be wondering about.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3503

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:44pm

Boobs is involved?

I confess that I'm not wondering anymore.

#3504

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:00am

before i came out, i would call gay chat lines. many times the (85-year-old with six children, a wife, and living in kansas) man on the other end of the line would ask if i was into watersports. i would reply yes. i grew up at the shore so i liked watersports, sure.

well, later in the "conversation" he would talk about peeing on me and whatnot. i would get all disgusted and hang-up. it wasn't until many, many years later that i found out what "watersports" meant.

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Updated On: 5/2/07 at 09:00 AM

#3505

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:05am

I have learned more than I ever thought I could from this board. Who new 420 was more than just a number or a time of day?

#3506

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:26am

I must have voted for Jordin Sparks over 30 times last night.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#3507

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:27am

i have broken 9 out of the 10 commandments.

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#3508

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:40am

I'll take a wild guess at which one is left on the list.

"You shall not covet your neighbour's wife"

#3509

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:41am

yeah, well, at least i didn't vote for jordin sparks. 30 times!

speaking of commandments...

TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have any other gods before me)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day to keep it holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,
don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and don't gi' it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchn on the uva man to save yourself
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10.Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or
nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother)

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Updated On: 5/2/07 at 09:41 AM

#3510

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:49am

Hey! The girl had one bad night!

Poor thing couldn't even get her head banging in sync.

#3511

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:53am

i confess that if i watched AI, i would bang my head until i got it right!

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#3512

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:55am

I confess that I have an overwhelming desire to tell my boss to stuff a large cactus up her vaginal cavity.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3513

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:01am

i confess that i'm surprised you haven't already.

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#3514

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:38am

I confess that I bet Jaily wouldn't mind a large cactus stuffed up his vaginal cavity.

#3515

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/10/07 at 1:17pm

I'm bumping this thread, because I cannot BELIEVE I MISSED THAT REMARK!!!

*spanks theatahguy MIGHTILY*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3516

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:44pm

it's official. i'm evil. carry on.

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#3517

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/25/07 at 12:43pm

Well come on, then!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3518

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 10:55am

i briefly dated gay rich.

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#3519

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 10:56am

I'm hoping to date a rich gay.

What?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3520

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 10:58am

i've dated and dumped them all.

#3521

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:20am

who the *(&(&( is gay rich?

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3522

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:28am

he was on howard stern's radio and tv show.

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#3523

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:30am

OMFG THAT GAY RICH

good lord, it must a been a short er low point for ya

#3524

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:38am

it actually was. thanks for pointing that out.

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#3525

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:43am

no prob , any other celbs ya dated?

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