Confessions Thread- Page 141
Confessions Thread
#3500the confessions thread
Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:41pmI confess to wondering what goes on around here when I'm not around!!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3501the confessions thread
Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:42pmIt's what goes on at Boobsy's house when you're not around that you should be wondering about.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3502the confessions thread
Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:44pm
Boobs is involved?
I confess that I'm not wondering anymore.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3503the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:00am
before i came out, i would call gay chat lines. many times the (85-year-old with six children, a wife, and living in kansas) man on the other end of the line would ask if i was into watersports. i would reply yes. i grew up at the shore so i liked watersports, sure.
well, later in the "conversation" he would talk about peeing on me and whatnot. i would get all disgusted and hang-up. it wasn't until many, many years later that i found out what "watersports" meant.
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#3504the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:05amI have learned more than I ever thought I could from this board. Who new 420 was more than just a number or a time of day?
#3505the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:26amI must have voted for Jordin Sparks over 30 times last night.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3506the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:27ami have broken 9 out of the 10 commandments.
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#3507the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:40am
I'll take a wild guess at which one is left on the list.
"You shall not covet your neighbour's wife"
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3508the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:41am
yeah, well, at least i didn't vote for jordin sparks. 30 times!
speaking of commandments...
TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)
1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have any other gods before me)
2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)
3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day to keep it holy)
5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,
don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys
(Thou shalt not kill)
7. Stick to ya own Boo
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8. Don't be borrowing stuff and don't gi' it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitchn on the uva man to save yourself
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
10.Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or
nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother)
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#3509the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:49am
Hey! The girl had one bad night!
Poor thing couldn't even get her head banging in sync.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3510the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:53ami confess that if i watched AI, i would bang my head until i got it right!
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#3511the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:55amI confess that I have an overwhelming desire to tell my boss to stuff a large cactus up her vaginal cavity.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3512the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:01ami confess that i'm surprised you haven't already.
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#3513the confessions thread
Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:38amI confess that I bet Jaily wouldn't mind a large cactus stuffed up his vaginal cavity.
#3514the confessions thread
Posted: 5/10/07 at 1:17pm
I'm bumping this thread, because I cannot BELIEVE I MISSED THAT REMARK!!!
*spanks theatahguy MIGHTILY*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3516the confessions thread
Posted: 5/25/07 at 12:43pm
Well come on, then!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3518the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 10:56am
I'm hoping to date a rich gay.
What?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3520the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:20amwho the *(&(&( is gay rich?
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#3521the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:28amhe was on howard stern's radio and tv show.
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#3522the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:30am
OMFG THAT GAY RICH
good lord, it must a been a short er low point for ya
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#3523the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:38amit actually was. thanks for pointing that out.
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#3524the confessions thread
Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:43amno prob , any other celbs ya dated?
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
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