Confessions Thread- Page 144

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 7:52am

i confess that i once purchased clothes from the international male catalogue.

[harris007]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 7:53am

i confess shamey was lieing

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:09am

I confess that I'm wondering what sort of shiny blouse RobbO bought.

I also confess:

I think Tom Waits is crazy sexy and I've been having elaborate fantasies starring him.

I don't know what a brioche is and I'm kind of sad about it.

I slacked off a lot at work yesterday and totally got away with it.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:11am

it wasn't a shiny blouse, thank you very much. it was a silky, shiny vest.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:15am

I was expecting a gownless evening strap.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:17am

I confess that I once wore RobbO's underwear on my head.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:18am

that's a confession?

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:19am

once?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:26pm

Bump for the best thread EVER.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:28pm

I have drank my own blood in the past.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:28pm

Your grammar is atrocious.

[elphiesmagic]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 1:25pm

I confess that the Best Thing to Happen thread caused me to seek out mentioned threads that I've never seen - I obviously have only gotten through a few pages of this one at this point, but it's pretty hilarious and so I'm bumping for others who haven't had the pleasure!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 2:15pm

Hmmm... let's see. My secrets are kinda tame by comparison to most, but here are a few:

* I've never been kissed

* I was in a production of High School Musical... as Mrs. Darbus. And I enjoyed it.

* I spot innuendos in hymns in church all the time and can't stop snickering. (Blessed is the one who comes in the name of the lord!)

* I've had a crush on Michael Ball for ages, and one of my friends just told me now that she thinks my dad looks exactly like Michael Ball.

* I have a reoccuring dream where I'm an evil version of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast walking around a strange gothic mall/hotel complex breaking things and, occasionally people. Once, I dreamed Michael Ball came to my house, ate all our spaghetti, talked about a Les Miserables fanfiction he was writing, sang songs from Oklahoma with his mouth full, and then set the house on fire.

*Sometimes I eat live cicadas.

[bwaylvsong]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 5:48pm

"I've never been kissed"
You're not alone...

"Sometimes I eat live cicadas."
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but what are cicadas?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 6:04pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada

These are cicadas. They taste kind of nutty.

This is probably why I've never been kissed. Especially if the cicada is still in my mouth.

(It may also have to do with the fact that I'm sixteen, have turned down every boy who's asked me out because they were all creepy and had poor social skills and adolescent facial hair, and also that I've been in a weird semi-half-dating sort of long-distance relationship for the past two and a half years.)

And in all honesty, I've only eaten live cicadas twice. The first time for a dare, the second time several years later when I mentioned to a friend that I'd eaten one and he didn't believe me, so I had to prove it.

Updated On: 9/13/08 at 06:04 PM

[Weez]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 7:44pm

I bought a theatre ticket and the play clashes with the wedding of a friend who I've known for nearly fifteen years.

My confession is that if I can't get someone to trade tickets, I'll be skipping the wedding. I mean, I've seen this friend literally once since we were at school together, and it's my first time seeing Kenneth Branagh live and onstage, so... I'm going to hell. Oops. ^_^

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 8:07pm

Those things are ****ing disgusting.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 8:33pm

"I've never been kissed"
You're not alone..."

The one girl I ever kissed was a pitty kiss. I regret that kiss, now!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 9:09pm

*Smooch*

There we go.

Now I regret that pity kiss.

Updated On: 9/13/08 at 09:09 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 4:50pm

I really don't use my AMEX card to pay for prostitutes.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:06pm

You use your reward points!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:07pm

Addy knows me so well. I'll tell you those points go a long way.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:12pm

I love your SN, BroadwayBoobs.....

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:16pm

Thanks SF.

I confess that as much as I am happy to be coming home I am going to miss my adventures in Thailand so much.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:35pm

I love when you get double points, Boobs!

I confess that I'm thrilled that you had this adventure of a lifetime. But, it's time to come home. We have a date for mac and cheese and lots of wine!