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#3576

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 7:52am

i confess that i once purchased clothes from the international male catalogue.

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#3577

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 7:53am

i confess shamey was lieing

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3578

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:09am

I confess that I'm wondering what sort of shiny blouse RobbO bought.

I also confess:

I think Tom Waits is crazy sexy and I've been having elaborate fantasies starring him.

I don't know what a brioche is and I'm kind of sad about it.

I slacked off a lot at work yesterday and totally got away with it.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#3579

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:11am

it wasn't a shiny blouse, thank you very much. it was a silky, shiny vest.

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#3580

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:15am

I was expecting a gownless evening strap.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3581

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:17am

I confess that I once wore RobbO's underwear on my head.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3582

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:18am

that's a confession?

#3583

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:19am

once?

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#3584

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:26pm

Bump for the best thread EVER.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3585

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:28pm

I have drank my own blood in the past.

#3586

the confessions thread

Posted: 7/6/08 at 5:28pm

Your grammar is atrocious.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3587

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 1:25pm

I confess that the Best Thing to Happen thread caused me to seek out mentioned threads that I've never seen - I obviously have only gotten through a few pages of this one at this point, but it's pretty hilarious and so I'm bumping for others who haven't had the pleasure!

Brian had sex, with a really dumb girl, now he's taking his friend Stewie, to get some ice cream, in his car.

#3588

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 2:15pm

Hmmm... let's see. My secrets are kinda tame by comparison to most, but here are a few:

* I've never been kissed

* I was in a production of High School Musical... as Mrs. Darbus. And I enjoyed it.

* I spot innuendos in hymns in church all the time and can't stop snickering. (Blessed is the one who comes in the name of the lord!)

* I've had a crush on Michael Ball for ages, and one of my friends just told me now that she thinks my dad looks exactly like Michael Ball.

* I have a reoccuring dream where I'm an evil version of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast walking around a strange gothic mall/hotel complex breaking things and, occasionally people. Once, I dreamed Michael Ball came to my house, ate all our spaghetti, talked about a Les Miserables fanfiction he was writing, sang songs from Oklahoma with his mouth full, and then set the house on fire.

*Sometimes I eat live cicadas.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3589

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 5:48pm

"I've never been kissed"
You're not alone...

"Sometimes I eat live cicadas."
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but what are cicadas?

#3590

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 6:04pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada

These are cicadas. They taste kind of nutty.

This is probably why I've never been kissed. Especially if the cicada is still in my mouth.

(It may also have to do with the fact that I'm sixteen, have turned down every boy who's asked me out because they were all creepy and had poor social skills and adolescent facial hair, and also that I've been in a weird semi-half-dating sort of long-distance relationship for the past two and a half years.)

And in all honesty, I've only eaten live cicadas twice. The first time for a dare, the second time several years later when I mentioned to a friend that I'd eaten one and he didn't believe me, so I had to prove it.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 9/13/08 at 06:04 PM

#3591

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 7:44pm

I bought a theatre ticket and the play clashes with the wedding of a friend who I've known for nearly fifteen years.

My confession is that if I can't get someone to trade tickets, I'll be skipping the wedding. I mean, I've seen this friend literally once since we were at school together, and it's my first time seeing Kenneth Branagh live and onstage, so... I'm going to hell. Oops. ^_^

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#3592

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 8:07pm

Those things are ****ing disgusting.

#3593

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 8:33pm

"I've never been kissed"
You're not alone..."

The one girl I ever kissed was a pitty kiss. I regret that kiss, now!

#3594

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/13/08 at 9:09pm

*Smooch*

There we go.

Now I regret that pity kiss.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 9/13/08 at 09:09 PM

#3595

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 4:50pm

I really don't use my AMEX card to pay for prostitutes.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3596

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:06pm

You use your reward points!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#3597

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:07pm

Addy knows me so well. I'll tell you those points go a long way.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3598

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:12pm

I love your SN, BroadwayBoobs.....

KFTC!!!!!

#3599

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:16pm

Thanks SF.

I confess that as much as I am happy to be coming home I am going to miss my adventures in Thailand so much.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3600

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/12/09 at 5:35pm

I love when you get double points, Boobs!

I confess that I'm thrilled that you had this adventure of a lifetime. But, it's time to come home. We have a date for mac and cheese and lots of wine!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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