I'm 20, do theatre, and went to public school. Very little shocks me anymore. My friends are whores, end of story.
And I consider myself an involuntary virgin, so I don't know how pure you could really call me.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"