*They* weren't, but a rather large quantity of my stepdad's genetic material was. (I don't know WHY, but for some reason, my mom doesn't like to swallow...and she also apparently hates washing sheets.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.