I feel you, Rico, truly I do. I'd elaborate, but if I did, it would completely ruin my reputation on BWW, and I just can't have that
(I don't have a fireplace, but my stocking is hanging from a lovely brass rail on the wall)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.