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#826

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:08pm

SorryGrateful, you're not alone. I haven't had a date in so long I sometimes think I've gotten my virginity back. I'm not absolutely sure I know what to do anymore.

I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."

#827

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:09pm

Once and for all, you can't get it back. It doesn't grow back.

Once it's gone, it's gone. Sorry, y'all.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#828

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:11pm

Not even if you "think happy thoughts?"

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#829

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:12pm

Not even if you clap.

#830

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:14pm

They have medicine for that now.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#831

Ok, I've gotten myself caught up and concluded:

a) There is WAY too much sharing of incestuousness on this thread. Um, eww.
b) Jaily is entirely too talented and hot for us.
c) I wanna make-out with him.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#832

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:32pm

When I was in prison, I only had sex once - and it was because I actually fell in love with someone.

This time, it was a guard who watched.

#833

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 9:47pm

I really enjoy this thread.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#834

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 9:49pm

I used to, now it just frightens me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#835

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:19pm

I almost hooked up with Patti Lupone.

J/K, but she did splash a couple of drops of blood my way during Sweeney and then wink at me when she was taking her bows.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#836

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:21pm

She sure knows how to make a pass, that Lupone.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#837

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:24pm

blood?! that's unsanitary.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#838

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:26pm

And may I just say, shameless, for a supposed straight chick, you sure do talk a good lesbian game.

Just sayin'.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#839

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:28pm

Well, the girls (and the boys who think I'm a boy) are the only people who pay any attention to me around here.

#840

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:29pm

But do you show any appreciation?

Nooooooo.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#841

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:29pm

I was just about to say I wish I had that problem...but then I realized you meant on the boards not in real life.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#842

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:30pm

reciprocation = appreciation, no?

#843

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:31pm

Maybe.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#844

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:34pm

Ok, here's one without and latent lesbian tendencies. I loved Michael's performance in Sweeney, but I dreaded it everytime he came to my side of the stage (and prayed he wouldn't sing) because he was spitting on the front row like you wouldn't believe.

#845

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:36pm

That wasn't a confession. That was just gross.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#846

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:37pm

Oh, it was worse than you can imagine.

#847

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:38pm

*loves Michael Cerveris...even while spitting*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#848

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:40pm

But, Patti was gettin it the worst. I give her a lot of credit though, because I never caught her wiping it off, and you know she did.

Doesn't anyone have any real confessions?

Updated On: 12/22/05 at 10:40 PM

#849

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:41pm

She's a pro.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#850

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 10:47pm

People you leave me no choice.

Rath, up until about 6 months ago, (when I quit cold turkey) I'd watched ABC soaps religiously, since age five.

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