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#801

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 6:56pm

My massive, decades-long crush on my stepaunt (that would be Reichen's mom for those who care) really pales.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/22/05 at 06:56 PM

#802

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 6:57pm

I thought my cousin was cute...

Who am I kidding? Nothing I can say would ever compare.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#803

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:00pm

Did you, for example, fellate your cousin in the basement of the church social hall during a family reunion your freshman year of high school?

No? Oh, nevermind.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#804

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:01pm

Oh my god!

I came in here with a confession that sounds totally pathetic now.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#805

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:03pm

No confession is pathetic, darling. Come, unburden your soul amongst the heathens of BWW. We shall accept your depravity, no matter how trivial.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#806

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:04pm

I can relate to that, theatrebabe. I feel like I would only belong here if I had actually gotten my aunt loaded and taken her under the Christmas tree...when I was 12.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/22/05 at 07:04 PM

#807

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:05pm

That's hot!

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#808

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:07pm

Haha. Ok.

I almost made out with my friend just to turn on some guy I had a crush on.

See? ALMOST. How sad.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#809

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:10pm

That's precisely why *I* make out with girls, theatrebabe! Rock on :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#810

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:18pm

At least half of my school's drama department has seen me topless...probably closer to 2/3. Does this count?

#811

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:21pm

I guess it depends on why you were topless, and the length of time.

Elaborate, please.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#812

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:22pm

Down girl!

#813

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:23pm

Oh, so many occasions. A lot of them involve hot tub skinny dipping. Usually while drunk.

One instance where quite a few people saw me naked involved a game of strip poker. Once we were naked, we ran a lap around the house. Everyone else was drunk, I was sober. Thought it would be fun.

I really have no shame in showing my chest anymore. What would my mother say.

#814

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:30pm

shameless, I was just asking.

God, you're so jealous.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#815

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:33pm

Uh huh, just asking, sure.

And, Kitz, you can't tell Rath that you have no problem taking your shirt off anymore. That's like waving a pork chop in front of a pit bull!

Updated On: 12/22/05 at 07:33 PM

#816

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:36pm

No worries, I don't meet Rath's age requirement.

#817

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:37pm

Neither does Kitzy, Jealousy McJealous.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#818

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:39pm

Kitzy, report to rehearsals on Monday and Rath will show you all her blocking.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

#819

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:41pm

I prefer B*tchy McB*tch if you're passing out nicknames.

#820

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:42pm

Sorry, that one is already taken.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#821

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:44pm

But, J McJ, doesn't roll off the tongue very easily.

Once again, strike that last sentence.

#822

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:49pm

Jaily continues to blow me away.

I bow down to you.

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#823

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:51pm

That one little confession caused people to step back?

Oh, I am definitely keeping my mouth shut. This must be the minor leagues - it's hard to back off once you've played 'the show'.

#824

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 7:54pm

DG - you, Jaily and Somms are clearly in a league of your own, but feel free to keep confessing.

#825

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:08pm

SorryGrateful, you're not alone. I haven't had a date in so long I sometimes think I've gotten my virginity back. I'm not absolutely sure I know what to do anymore.

I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."

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