My massive, decades-long crush on my stepaunt (that would be Reichen's mom for those who care) really pales.
I thought my cousin was cute...
Who am I kidding? Nothing I can say would ever compare.
Did you, for example, fellate your cousin in the basement of the church social hall during a family reunion your freshman year of high school?
No? Oh, nevermind.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Oh my god!
I came in here with a confession that sounds totally pathetic now.
No confession is pathetic, darling. Come, unburden your soul amongst the heathens of BWW. We shall accept your depravity, no matter how trivial.
I can relate to that, theatrebabe. I feel like I would only belong here if I had actually gotten my aunt loaded and taken her under the Christmas tree...when I was 12.
That's hot!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Haha. Ok.
I almost made out with my friend just to turn on some guy I had a crush on.
See? ALMOST. How sad.
That's precisely why *I* make out with girls, theatrebabe! Rock on :)
At least half of my school's drama department has seen me topless...probably closer to 2/3. Does this count?
I guess it depends on why you were topless, and the length of time.
Elaborate, please.
Down girl!
Oh, so many occasions. A lot of them involve hot tub skinny dipping. Usually while drunk.
One instance where quite a few people saw me naked involved a game of strip poker. Once we were naked, we ran a lap around the house. Everyone else was drunk, I was sober. Thought it would be fun.
I really have no shame in showing my chest anymore. What would my mother say.
shameless, I was just asking.
God, you're so jealous.
Uh huh, just asking, sure.
And, Kitz, you can't tell Rath that you have no problem taking your shirt off anymore. That's like waving a pork chop in front of a pit bull!
No worries, I don't meet Rath's age requirement.
Neither does Kitzy, Jealousy McJealous.
Kitzy, report to rehearsals on Monday and Rath will show you all her blocking.
I prefer B*tchy McB*tch if you're passing out nicknames.
Sorry, that one is already taken.
But, J McJ, doesn't roll off the tongue very easily.
Once again, strike that last sentence.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
Jaily continues to blow me away.
I bow down to you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
That one little confession caused people to step back?
Oh, I am definitely keeping my mouth shut. This must be the minor leagues - it's hard to back off once you've played 'the show'.
DG - you, Jaily and Somms are clearly in a league of your own, but feel free to keep confessing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/25/05
SorryGrateful, you're not alone. I haven't had a date in so long I sometimes think I've gotten my virginity back. I'm not absolutely sure I know what to do anymore.
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