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#876

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:25pm

Join the club OEC. Go back a couple pages and you'll find one of my pathetic confessions. So sad.

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"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#877

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:26pm

I wonder how many lesbians I'll find at a Hunt Club...

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#878

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:26pm

The experiences add up quickly, don't they, Rath? And then seem to blend into one big giant blurry blob - but it usually makes you smile

#879

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:27pm

Not all of them, dear.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#880

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:29pm

Oh, Rath, I DO smile at them all - if only because I survived.

#881

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:30pm

Well, obviously yours are long enough ago that you can do that.

All of mine aren't.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#882

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:32pm

We were "discussing Christmas presents" while the kids watched The Grinch.

#883

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:33pm

Your avatar went so perfectly with that statement. :)

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"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#884

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:34pm

And might I point out, Miss 'I refuse to give up the sense of reality', that I used the word 'usually' - intentionally

#885

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:34pm

OH I THOUGHT OF ONE LOL. It's nothing compared to others but it's funny.

One time my mom blatantly asked me, out of the blue, if I stole her vibrator.

...I said no. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was my sister.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#886

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:35pm

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#887

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:35pm

brd - I hope they were watching the Boris version, and not that . . . other one.

#888

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:36pm

Odd - that's really funny!

#889

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:49pm

I don't get it. I want a rich man but I always fall for artist types. And they're always broke ass poor and immature.
Where, oh where is my daddy?
Ok, maybe I'm too old for a daddy...

#890

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:51pm

bsinger - you're NEVER too old, because there's ALWAYS someone older

#891

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:52pm

Oh brd, that made me laugh.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#892

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:57pm

True, DG, true. But I'm not quite in full-out Anna Nicole mode either.

#893

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:58pm

bsinger - you don't need to shoot for the end of the arc until you need to!

#894

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:59pm

Gloria Stuart's still alive, right?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#895

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:01am

HAHAHA!

Rath - go for the money - Liz is just about done.

#896

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:08am

ew.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#897

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:55am

I confess I have read through many comments and it is clear to me that there are many alcoholics here, and people who get little to no sex.

#898

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:57am

Eadie - what are you, the Oracle of Delphi? The truth is, you know nothing about anyone here, which is the case with most of us. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

If you're not too busy being one of them.

#899

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:16am

Eadie doesn't have time to post much. She is busy doing her part to support the military.

I have a confession. I saw the girl who was my "best friend" in high school and early college at the mall tonight. (Nastyish break up) Her ass was as wide as a car. It made me very happy.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 12/23/05 at 01:16 AM

#900

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:20am

Jersy - that's an interesting experience - and I wouldn't feel too bad about your reaction.

Actually, I wouldn't feel bad at all.

At least you didn't follow her around and cause accidents in her path.