Confessions Thread — Page 74

#1826

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 10:33pm

I'd like to live with Monk, but make my own money. Can't I have her AND the tv series?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1827

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 10:45pm

Hi, bitches!!! *spreads love and joy*

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#1828

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 10:47pm

SHHHHH!!!!

OEC is clairvoyanticizing.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1829

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 10:51pm

Hi Jaily I don't think I've ever directly said anything to you before.

and Rath - you being somehow involved with Monk is inevitable, but her being your sugar daddy is your choice, MANIFEST DESTINY!

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1830

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 10:53pm

I confess that paychecks make me very happy. And I'm over halfway toward my spending money goal for London in March. And you can be damn sure that once I hit my goal all other money will be used to buy shoes.

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#1831

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:00pm

I confess one of my favorite songs from several years ago just came on my ipod shuffle...I uploaded it but I haven't listened to it in YEARS...and it's really weird to listen to now that I am not...goth...lol:

"...pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over. watch me fault her, you're living like a disaster! she said kill me faster, with strawberry gashes all over. called her over and asked her if she was improving. she said 'feels fine, it's wonderful wonderful here' hex me, told her, i dreamt of a devil that knew her. pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over"

oh and I confess I enjoy being a Magic 8-ball.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 11:00 PM

#1832

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:19pm

How many of your predictions have come true in the past?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1833

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:24pm

A good percentage.

One time in college I had a dream about a horse race and a chestnut horse fell, broke his leg, and had to be euthanized. I woke up very distressed by this. Later that day my roomate guilt-tripped me into going to watch The Breeder's Cup with her on TV. The 2nd race they showed a chestnut horse fell and broke it's leg. When they announced the horse had to be put down I had to leave the room I was so upset.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1834

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:28pm

Wow.

How's this Monk thing going to come about?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1835

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:31pm

She is going to come to you on the rebound.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1836

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:33pm

Hey! Don't distract OEC now.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1837

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Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:34pm

lol, literally I giggled aloud.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 11:34 PM

#1838

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:40pm

I have no idea? lol. clairvoyancy isn't an exact science, obviously. You gotta have SOME mystery in life. I suggest putting the statement and sentiment 'out there' that you're available, and then whenever you find a situation arise where you may be in her presence, GO. Heheheh...I'm like a magic 8-ball, a self-help book, and a metaphysics lesson all rolled up into one, and I take myself SO SERIOUSLY.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1839

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:46pm

I've been in her presence. I was an idiot.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1840

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:48pm

Well next time, "FOCUS! FOCUS ON THE GOAL!" *adds sports coach to list*

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1841

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:57pm

Like I wasn't.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1842

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:58pm

I confess that I just came back from a wonderful time skiing but spent entirely too much money. And now my legs are sore.


God, I'm tir.......... *trails off, falls asleep on keyboard*

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1843

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:01am

well Rath I guess next time you'll just have to give her a lap dance.

baby go to bed!

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1844

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:04am

It wasn't really that kind of atmosphere.

Will there be a next time?!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1845

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:10am

definitely.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1846

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:10am

I confess I really am going to head off to bed.


If I don't manage to get on here tomorrow, have a great New Years Eve, everyone!

Wishing my BWW family a happy and healthy new year!

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1847

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:11am

Happy New Year, sweet girl.

Okay, OEC, when, where, and how. I must be better prepared this time...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/31/05 at 12:11 AM

#1848

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:14am

"reply hazy, try again later"

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1849

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:14am

Okay, that's not helping.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1850

Spank me, Daddy, because i'd like it

Posted: 12/31/05 at 12:17am

I confess...I cooked my own birthday lunch, including baking my own cake, and invited my family over today to avoid going out to lunch at my parent's "social club"!