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#1951

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 7:52pm

haha!

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1952

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 8:04pm

I actually emailed SpecialK that, since its marketed towards women and I got a reply. "Thank You for enjoying Special K, Richard. Special K is for people of all genders."

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

Updated On: 1/1/06 at 08:04 PM

#1953

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 8:10pm

that is fabulous

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1954

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:22pm

I confess that I like lighting matches a little bit too much.

I can be a really big pyro.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1955

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:23pm

I confess that I'm a little concerned about Baby.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1956

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:26pm

I was lighting a candle, and before I knew it I had lit the entire pack of matches.

You have the right to be concerned.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1957

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:27pm

I confess that I can't stop watching "The Girls Next Door" on E!.

And that I love this thread to no end.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#1958

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:28pm

I'm addicted to E! in general.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1959

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:29pm

*calls Baby's parents*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1960

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:29pm

I don't know what I did with my life before I discovered E!. Or before VH1 began showing equally trashy televsion.

#1961

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:30pm

*Blows out candle*

*Hides matches*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1962

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/1/06 at 11:18pm

Thank goodness someone confessed! I was beginning to think this would be the next great unsolved mystery.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1963

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 1:38am

I confess I'm disappointed *I* was overlooked.

And I confess that Kringas, you got me on this one...

*sigh*

#1964

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 1:48am

I confess that I want my postcard to be posted on PostSecret.

Updated On: 1/2/06 at 01:48 AM

#1965

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 4:44pm

I confess I want to be at a BWW gathering, between all the beautiful men of BWW.

And tease and tease...

And tease...

And then not put out!

#1966

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 4:47pm

Bad Doxy! Go to my room... YOUR room. Now!!!

Rule #1 in night school: Don't start something you can't finish.

Rule #2: Don't tease the natives. They get restless and may eat you.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1967

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 4:49pm

Did someone call me?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1968

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 4:57pm

I confess that I miss spending most of my day posting on this thread, and actually look forward to returning to work tomorrow so that I can do just that.

Jesus, I'm lame.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1969

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 6:25pm

i confess jaily that your right =P

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1970

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 6:53pm

*you're

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1971

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 6:59pm

I confess I am sad my best friend didn't get me a Christmas present. I gave her hers before I left for the holiday on the 17th. I had so much fun shopping for her. I bought her two pairs of jeans, a skirt, a sweater and a blouse, all of which she loved. She got us theatre tickets for my birthday in January, so I shouldn't be disappointed, but I still kinda am. :/

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1972

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 6:59pm

Want me to kick her ass? I will.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1973

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 7:04pm

Yeah, for lots of reasons, but don't tell her I told you to! I still love the bitch too much.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1974

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/2/06 at 7:17pm

No names. No problem.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1975

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:38am

I confess that I would like to murder Bill Gates sometimes.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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