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#2001

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:23am

*reaches over and pinches jaily's cheeks both sets*

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2002

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:24am

Bobby..go check the video cafe....there's about 3 copies of that video.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2003

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:25am

Boobs, honey.....that was you!

"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#2004

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:26am

Really...geez I was HOT !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2005

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:29am

When I was in kindergarten, one of the other kids was chewing on a cardboard game piece, and our teacher said, "That would taste better with sugar on it."

So the next morning I got up early, cut up a shirtbox, and put sugar on the pieces, wondering why it still tasted like sh*t.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2006

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:32am

Rath darling..you were a stupid child.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2007

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:33am

I am having ramen noodles for lunch and may not get dressed today. I just decided.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2008

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:33am

I was a very literal child, that's for sure. And I trusted her - she was the teacher!!!

JG2 - that will make for an interesting day at the office.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2009

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:35am

Oh, honey, no.

*chortle*

More Fun Confessions From the Nutty Childhood Of Le Jaily:

When I was 10, my little brother hit me in the ribcage with a baseball bat (the handle end, not the business end, thank god). I still haven't figured out if he actually *meant* to do or not, but it didn't really matter at the time...

While he was sleeping that night, I poured honey all over his head and then dumped oatmeal on top of it.

I still giggle at the thought of it...

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2010

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:38am

Eh, I have pajamas on.

JG, reminds me of The Parent Trap. My friend held my brother down while I put makeup on him when he was like 6 or 7.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2011

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:54am

I used to dress my siblings up ALL the time. Poor little guy...he didn't know boys weren't supposed to wear dresses until he was like, 5.

Not nearly as interesting of a story as when I convinced them that if they let their arms or legs hang off the bed when they were sleeping, a big scary monster called The Trimmer would come with a big huge giant blade and trim off anything that hung over the edge of the mattress, and they'd wake up with no arms or legs.

THAT was fun for MONTHS!

...and this was YEARS before I learned of Procrustes (nicknamed The Stretcher) and the Procrustean Bed. Talk about past-life knowledge!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2012

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 12:36pm

OK, I've got a big shameful movie confession. Well, two actually:

1.) I paid to see Wild Wild West in the theatres. Twice. But I swear it was only to support Kenneth Branagh.

2.) I not only own the DVD of Van Helsing; I thoroughly enjoy watching it.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 1/3/06 at 12:36 PM

#2013

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 4:19pm

Sorrygrateful, your second confession shocks me. Every copy ever released of van helsing should be burned! But to each his own. Good confession!

#2014

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 5:06pm

I confess that when I was about 10 and my sister was...6, I felt absolutely no sympathy when she was teasing my dog by sticking her tongue out and my dog jumped up and bit through it. I remember bursting into laughter and getting grounded. Whatever--she was teasing the dog she deserved it!

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 1/3/06 at 05:06 PM

#2015

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 5:09pm

I'm with you, OEC.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2016

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 5:11pm

I actually have a bad confession and I'm ashamed of it, but I won't stop hoping for it. I very much want my sister-in-law to divorce my brother. I hope for it every time I see them together. She's too good for him.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2017

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 5:15pm

rath I acknowledged your question in the Jew thread.

I confess I really don't want to go to rehearsal tonight.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2018

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 8:36pm

I confess that I wore a beret and matching scarf today. I'm still not sure if I looked cute, stupid, or French.

I've yet to be spanked

And now you know...Kitzy isn't really a hottie. I confess that I just put the one really good picture of me as an avatar!

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#2019

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Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:34pm

cute maybe, but not french. In France I didn't see ONE person wearing a beret. It was very disappointing.

I confess to wanting my sister and her boyfriend to break up.

And to telling everyone that.

J'ai compris tous les mots, j'ai bien compris, merci.............

#2020

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:11am

Awww, Kitz, you look great, and so wholesome. I guess you really can't judge a book by it's cover.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#2021

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:29am

You really do look wholesome. Good thing we know better!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2022

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:29am

I confess to eating a HUGE Symphony candy bar all by myself in my room last night.

And then wishing I had another one.

"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#2023

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:31am

Yum!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2024

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:35am

I confess that I've lost 3 pounds this week! Yay!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2025

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:36am

woooooooo!!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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