Confessions Thread — Page 80

#1976

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:38am

I confess that I would like to murder Bill Gates sometimes.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1977

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:40am

There is probably a club for that.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1978

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:47am

I confess to not liking uncut versions of anything.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#1979

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:54am

I confess to greatly preferring the uncut version

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1980

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:56am

Ewwwwwwwwww

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1981

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:57am

I need confession for the impure thoughts those last two posts created.

#1982

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 10:58am

Step into this dark closet with me, Sommsy...I shall unburden you of all your sins.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1983

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:00am

bless me jaily for I have sinned ...

#1984

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:05am

You must get down on your knees, my child, for no supplication can be effective from any other position.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1985

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:07am

Hey Kids! Long time, no see....i hope everyone had a great holiday

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1986

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:08am

I get down on my knees and Bobby appears. Woo Hoo! How are you handsome?

#1987

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:09am

Im ok thanks.....its been a rough couple of months for me

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1988

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:10am

*big Bobbylicious hug and a patented Josh-to-Bobby butt squeeze* Want me to get you plastered, hon? :) You, me, sixteen martinis...it'll be just like old times.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1989

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:11am

Sounds fabu Jaily....Big ole hug and a kiss back!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1990

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:12am

SOMMS-y has lots of tricks to make all things better.

#1991

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:13am

OOO do tell Somms-y!!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1992

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:13am

i confess i'm digging jaily's new pic

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1993

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:14am

I agree Harris....hotstuff!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1994

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:15am

Aww, shucks...*blushes fiercely* Y'all are too kind to lil' ol' me!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1995

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:15am

for starters, you just pucker your lips and ....

#1996

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:17am

Now Somms-y.....You know I dont have to be coached....Ive had plenty of practice

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#1997

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:20am

true; but not a master class with SOMMS.

#1998

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:21am

from what I recall Bobby....it was all in one weekend.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1999

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:21am

Once, my friends and I were doing Ouija board, and we wanted to make it really spiritual. So we went into my bathroom, and lit candles. We started with the Ouija board, and smelled something burning. We look up and there is a burning towel in my sink. It was totaly in flames, and my tissue box caught on fire. We were running around and through everything into my shower and turned the water on. The alarm was sounding, and everyone was screaming, and I never told my mom or dad.




Mom and Dad: If you read this, I am what cause the black spot on the wall.

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And.....SCENE!

#2000

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/3/06 at 11:22am

hmmm.....funny I dont remember the weekend Boobs....if there isnt a video tape...I DIDNT DO IT!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"