I nearly walked into a bus this morning because I was so intently staring at what may be the largest male member I have ever seen in a pair of suit pants while crossing the street...
...owner of said member saw said staring, and winked at me.
My day is complete.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.