Daisy's Dream Wedding.

Story time, kiddies! Sit down and gather 'round. Mama Daisy's gonna tell you a little fairytale. Oh, but it gets MORE thrilling (oh, yes!). More, you ask? But of course! IT'S INTERACTIVE! (That means YOU PLAY TOO! for the wee ones...)

So, grab your blankies and teddy bears. We're gonna be here for a while.

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*clears throat* Ahem.


Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton.

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Updated On: 9/14/04 at 10:22 PM

She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway.

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Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince. The prince would look like Hugh Jackman, except HOTTER!

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Updated On: 9/14/04 at 10:31 PM

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc!

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

KFC, you can't play. You are banned from my game. Be gone with you!

This is Daisy's Dream WEDDING... not Daisy's Worst Nightmare!

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

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Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
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and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC

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