Daisy's Dream Wedding.- Page 2

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:00pm

Sorry, Daisy!


Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Updated On: 9/14/04 at 11:00 PM

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:01pm

No, no, no. Go with the above! I will stick BroadwayBoobs on you. Don't tempt me, I will. You've been warned.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:02pm

What if i have something awesome happen next?

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:03pm

NO! You've killed my beautiful story!!! It's my dream, I make up the rules!

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:05pm

Sorry, Daisy!


Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:10pm

Sorry, Daisy!


Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...

Said I choose KFC
<----------------------------(yummy and finger looking good)

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:11pm

LMAO.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:12pm

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...Marc stopped suddenly. He looked at her and said "Silly, bitch. Do you really think I would choose you over Matt? You must be stupider than you look. So he attached stones to her clothes, tied her hands behind her back and tossed her into the lake. He saw Matt, standing there smiling. He ran over and kissed him.

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:14pm

Yeah, you guys are all banned from my game. Call me Miss Bossypants but I gave you all several chances. No more.

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:16pm

Matt... I think you're lost. I believe you're looking for the thread over there *points*... Matt_G's ICanKeepDreamingButItAintEverGonnaHappen Fantasy!

Updated On: 9/14/04 at 11:16 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:19pm

The moral of this story, boys and girls is that Marc Kudisch always ends up with Matt_G

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:20pm

We'll see about that. This little flower doesn't go down with a fight!

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:21pm

Daisy...is that the link right after
daisy_hiltonICanKeepDreamingButItAintEverGonnaHappen Fantasy?

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:24pm

Well, I wouldn't be familiar with that thread given as I'm Daisy Hilton and not daisy_hilton and have no interest in this daisy_hilton person you speak of.

Y'all are traitors, jumping to Matt's defense. A bunch of Benedict Arnold's! Where's my fan club?


I never even made it to the alter! You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm going to go eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and sulk. See what you've gone and done?

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:24pm

Well, I wouldn't be familiar with that thread given as I'm Daisy Hilton and not daisy_hilton and have no interest in this daisy_hilton person you speak of.

Y'all are traitors, jumping to Matt's defense. A bunch of Benedict Arnold's! Where's my fan club?


I never even made it to the alter! You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm going to go eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and sulk. See what you've gone and done?

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:25pm

Well, I wouldn't be familiar with that thread given as I'm Daisy Hilton and not daisy_hilton and have no interest in this daisy_hilton person you speak of.

Y'all are traitors, jumping to Matt's defense. A bunch of Benedict Arnold's! Where's my fan club?


I never even made it to the alter! You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm going to go eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and sulk. See what you've gone and done?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:26pm

So nice she posted it thrice!

Awwww, Daisy don't feel bad. All they did was put the man where he needed to be. Right in my arms.

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:31pm

I'm evil -- but when I'm called chicken, watch out!

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:35pm

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...Marc stopped suddenly. He looked at her and said "Silly, bitch. Do you really think I would choose you over Matt? You must be stupider than you look. So he attached stones to her clothes, tied her hands behind her back and tossed her into the lake. He saw Matt, standing there smiling. He ran over and kissed him.

Then suddenly Emily Skinner appeared in leopard print pajamas and red crushed velvet horns on her head. She looked around and frighteningly murmured, "How the hell did I get here? Damn, now I'll never know who Trump fired!" She caught little Daisy crying over in the corner. "What's wrong, sweetie?" She consoled the girl, who sobbed endlessly into her arms. "MATT..MARC..ICE CREAM," was all she could manage to get out. "Did that mean man do something to you?" She inquired. Daisy just solemnly nodded. Before Daisy had a chance to speak, Skinner magically vanquished into thin air not really doing anything to solve the situation.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/14/04 at 11:57pm

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...Marc stopped suddenly. He looked at her and said "Silly, bitch. Do you really think I would choose you over Matt? You must be stupider than you look. So he attached stones to her clothes, tied her hands behind her back and tossed her into the lake. He saw Matt, standing there smiling. He ran over and kissed him.

Then suddenly Emily Skinner appeared in leopard print pajamas and red crushed velvet horns on her head. She looked around and frighteningly murmured, "How the hell did I get here? Damn, now I'll never know who Trump fired!" She caught little Daisy crying over in the corner. "What's wrong, sweetie?" She consoled the girl, who sobbed endlessly into her arms. "MATT..MARC..ICE CREAM," was all she could manage to get out. "Did that mean man do something to you?" She inquired. Daisy just solemnly nodded. Before Daisy had a chance to speak, Skinner magically vanquished into thin air not really doing anything to solve the situation.

Then, Marc came to a realization. He wasn't in love with Matt_G at all. He loved Daisy, and only Daisy (jeez, make up your mind already). Daisy put down her ice cream and kissed Marc. They took a plane back to NY, and got married in an elaborate ceremony. Everyone from BWW were guests. Yes, even Matt. Matt wasn't angry at Daisy anymore; he had found true love with a man who likes to call himself jrb_actor. They were very happy. Daisy had found the love of her life, Matt had found the man of his dreams, Monkey was still there, Gov fixed everything, Margo was still frolicking down 9th Avenue, Broadway fell in love with Marc's cat, KMF became the owner of KFC, and DGrant goes back to being enlightening and intelligent. EVERONE IS HAPPY. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. Updated On: 9/14/04 at 11:57 PM

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 12:03am

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...Marc stopped suddenly. He looked at her and said "Silly, bitch. Do you really think I would choose you over Matt? You must be stupider than you look. So he attached stones to her clothes, tied her hands behind her back and tossed her into the lake. He saw Matt, standing there smiling. He ran over and kissed him.

Then suddenly Emily Skinner appeared in leopard print pajamas and red crushed velvet horns on her head. She looked around and frighteningly murmured, "How the hell did I get here? Damn, now I'll never know who Trump fired!" She caught little Daisy crying over in the corner. "What's wrong, sweetie?" She consoled the girl, who sobbed endlessly into her arms. "MATT..MARC..ICE CREAM," was all she could manage to get out. "Did that mean man do something to you?" She inquired. Daisy just solemnly nodded. Before Daisy had a chance to speak, Skinner magically vanquished into thin air not really doing anything to solve the situation.

Then, Marc came to a realization. He wasn't in love with Matt_G at all. He loved Daisy, and only Daisy (jeez, make up your mind already). Daisy put down her ice cream and kissed Marc. They took a plane back to NY, and got married in an elaborate ceremony. Everyone from BWW were guests. Yes, even Matt. Matt wasn't angry at Daisy anymore; he had found true love with a man who likes to call himself jrb_actor. They were very happy. Daisy had found the love of her life, Matt had found the man of his dreams, Monkey was still there, Gov fixed everything, Margo was still frolicking down 9th Avenue, Broadway fell in love with Marc's cat, KMF became the owner of KFC, and DGrant goes back to being enlightening and intelligent. EVERONE IS HAPPY. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE.

But like all good things, it couldn't last. Once Marc realized Daisy wasn't a man he became enraged. He tried to call Matt, but Matt wouldn't hear of it. He had been dumped by this hunk of man one too many times. However, Matt is a sucker (hehe) for a good apology, so after repeated phone calls and flower deliveries, he agreed to let Marc back into his home. And into his heart.

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 12:16am

Once upon a time in a far off penthouse in the middle of Times Square, there lived a princess named Daisy Hilton. She had a pink sparkly kitten named Broadway. And the cat was crazy and talked.

Daisy knew someday she would find her prince.

One day, a tall hunky man walked by, singing in a manly but gorgeous voice. As Daisy and MargoChanning frolicked down 9th Avenue, Daisy found herself tumbling over the mysterious man with the voice she recognized only in her dreams.

That man with the manly but gorgeous voice happened to be Mr. Marc Kudisch.

Broadway said, "Hey! Check out the abs on that singing guy!!"

Daisy was swept off her feet. And so was Marc! At that moment he dropped to his knees and told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon.

And Daisy batted the lashes framing her gorgeous eyes and said, "I know, Marc Kudish."

From that point on, Marc was Daisy's slave. Sexually, of course.

He wasn't so bad in the kitchen either. Every morning, Daisy would get breakfast served in bed. Sometimes, it was served off of Marc Kudisch's abs. And he could make amazing cupcakes. In addition to being moist with the best tasting buttercream frosting, they were also calorie free. Marc said he got the recipe from the Food Network.

Then Marc K. remembers (after lusting for Tyler FLorence) -- his ULTIMATE was Matt_G and was now torn between Daisy and Matt....

Well, Daisy wasn't going to stand for this nonsense. She, Matt, and Marc begin to argue. But suddenly, the sky opened up and DGrant came down in a robe and white wings. You see, DGrant is the VOICE OF REASON.

DGrant stabs them both in the back and runs away with Marc. But Matt and Daisy team up, and are soon hot on D's trail.

But they are all slowed when Gov and Monkey, the cool, random people, show up and ask them to sing "Shadenfreude."

And suddenly KMF's icon took off his shirt
<-----------------
and offered Daisy a bucket of KFC


"Yum!" Daisy thought. "Well, I guess a bucket of chicken would be okay, since I'm so hungry and tired....."

Needless to say, Matt recieved no chicken.

But suddenly...

Marc appeared. Missing his shirt, and glistening wet, he explained to Diasy that he fell in the lake (DGrant dropped him), and a fish told him that Matt was a meanie-poo, and that Daisy was the one for him. He replied to the fish that he had known that all along.

Daisy ran into his arms. Then...Marc stopped suddenly. He looked at her and said "Silly, bitch. Do you really think I would choose you over Matt? You must be stupider than you look. So he attached stones to her clothes, tied her hands behind her back and tossed her into the lake. He saw Matt, standing there smiling. He ran over and kissed him.

Then suddenly Emily Skinner appeared in leopard print pajamas and red crushed velvet horns on her head. She looked around and frighteningly murmured, "How the hell did I get here? Damn, now I'll never know who Trump fired!" She caught little Daisy crying over in the corner. "What's wrong, sweetie?" She consoled the girl, who sobbed endlessly into her arms. "MATT..MARC..ICE CREAM," was all she could manage to get out. "Did that mean man do something to you?" She inquired. Daisy just solemnly nodded. Before Daisy had a chance to speak, Skinner magically vanquished into thin air not really doing anything to solve the situation.

Then, Marc came to a realization. He wasn't in love with Matt_G at all. He loved Daisy, and only Daisy (jeez, make up your mind already). Daisy put down her ice cream and kissed Marc. They took a plane back to NY, and got married in an elaborate ceremony. Everyone from BWW were guests. Yes, even Matt. Matt wasn't angry at Daisy anymore; he had found true love with a man who likes to call himself jrb_actor. They were very happy. Daisy had found the love of her life, Matt had found the man of his dreams, Monkey was still there, Gov fixed everything, Margo was still frolicking down 9th Avenue, Broadway fell in love with Marc's cat, KMF became the owner of KFC, and DGrant goes back to being enlightening and intelligent. EVERYONE IS HAPPY. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE.

But like all good things, it couldn't last. Once Marc realized Daisy wasn't a man he became enraged. He tried to call Matt, but Matt wouldn't hear of it. He had been dumped by this hunk of man one too many times. However, Matt is a sucker (hehe) for a good apology, so after repeated phone calls and flower deliveries, he agreed to let Marc back into his home. And into his heart.

Then Marc Shaiman came in and sprinkled fairydust on Kudisch and Matt making them dance around naked through Duffy Square, entertaining the people at TKTS. They were so embarrassed they ran uptown and jumped into the fountain at Lincoln Center, not before doing a little two step on the big art displays outside that look like a kindergardener designed.