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Do you avoid Manatees?

Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:20pm

I have always tried to avoid large cow-like sea creatures. I assumed they would effect the quality of the actors performances and figured I would most likely not get to see the entire cast as some may call out because of the stress of a manatee. I don't know if there is any truth to this but I have gotten to be more informed about actors work ethics and such and how seriously they take it so I hope for the best but I still find myself hesitant to buy that ticket. That is why I prefer Tuesdays Thursday and Fridays especially for a show like Wicked where the Manatees can be especially brutal.

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Updated On: 8/9/13 at 08:20 PM

Do you avoid Manatees?

Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:27pm

In sixth grade we went to the Coney Island aquarium. The manatees were having violent sex. That's all I remember of the trip.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:44pm

Thank you for sharing. I imagine that was traumatic.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:46pm

Well it's kind of set the standard unrealistically high.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:50pm

I tried having violent sex with a manatee once. Was arrested for fcuking with an endangered species!

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:53pm

I avoid them at all costs.

and it ain't easy.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 8:56pm

The worst is when you see them acting all aggressive on the subway. Like they own the whole car.

Trash.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:00pm

Ever try milking one???

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:10pm

But they are surprisingly shock absorbent.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:11pm

They're not as attractive as they think they are.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:16pm

The secret is. rolling them in flour….

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:20pm

Well, I HAVE made a nice manatee cacciatore in my day...

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#13

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:47pm

There's a Veggie Tales song about manatees on a soap opera. Do avoid that.

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:55pm

I think they were responsible for the dead shark on the subway...

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 9:56pm

Manateenado!

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Posted: 8/9/13 at 10:01pm

I always try to avoid Mermaids who fraternize with Manatees. Does that count?

Updated On: 8/9/13 at 10:01 PM

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 11:06am

You all are being racist! How dare you hate manatees? What did they ever do to you?

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 11:53am

"In sixth grade we went to the Coney Island aquarium. The manatees were having violent sex. That's all I remember of the trip."

I wonder: were they more violent for the evening show?

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 1:02pm

Oh, good Lordy, the OP on the Main Board is a complete wack job, and ljay has outed him

It's going to be a major meltdown...

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 1:47pm

Taz I never knew Manatees had such a large crumple zone. Of course if anyone had video of that violent sex at Sea World I'd see that they break like a little girl.

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 2:05pm

Or they would just accordion, in and out.

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 3:04pm

Mama Manatee's got a squeezebox and Daddy plays it all night long!

#23

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 3:20pm

I saw a shirt that says "Manatees are nature's speed bumps," down in Florida.

How does that joke play to people who didn't grow up being taught about how boats hit manatees?

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 3:23pm

My first thought was, "How do the manatees get onto the roads?"

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Posted: 8/10/13 at 3:27pm

They're like nature's speed bumps...for... boats.

It was a shirt in Florida, I'm not surprised it doesn't hold up.

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