I wish the story ended with her being defiant rather than apologizing and saying she had no idea it would go viral.
I want her to be fierce feminist sex warrior, proudly taking control of her body, her sexuality and her womanhood, giving back to all women the power men have taken away from them.
I want her to be Wonderwoman with an insatiable sex drive.
I hate that she turns out to be this sniveling wimp who ends up calling herself "the ashamed author of this slide show" and says, "This item was never meant to be seen outside of a very small circle of people. Obviously, it has gone viral."
This is 2010 and she posted this on the Internet. I thought everyone knew by now that when you push send to one person, you're pushing send to the world.
Also, the entries are, all in all, pretty dull. She says that some guys are very large or have beautiful bodies, but she's terrible at writing sex.
To paraphrase Sondheim, "Where is style? Where is skill? Where is foreplay?"
Updated On: 10/7/10 at 06:39 PM