Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse

[Gothampc]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#1

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:36pm

"Longoria said the restaurant would "create a feeling of empowerment" for women and challenge the notion that steakhouses are a place for men."

"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform for the restaurant's female and male guests."

If you open a steakhouse for women, why would the entertainment be women in scanty clothing?
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#2

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:51pm

It would be like trying to entice you with women in scanty clothing!

[themysteriousgrowl]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#2

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:59pm

If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?

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[Gothampc]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#3

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:02pm

I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#4

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:04pm

Get her!

[PalJoey]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#5

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:23pm

Oh for crap's sake.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#6

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:33pm

I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?

I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.

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[Kad]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#7

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm

I'd ask Goth what his senior prom was like, but I don't want to get depressed.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[Jordan Catalano]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#8

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm

At least she's not opening up a seafood restaurant for lesbians. Think of all the jokes that would be made.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#9

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm

Kad, I think he might still be washing all the pig's blood out of his hair.

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#10

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm

I wore four inch heels and a gorgeous black and white gown. 19 years later I am fairly certain my date wishes he could have worn the same.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#11

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm

I am opening a Mexican restaurant for lesbians. The Pink Taco.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[CATSNYrevival]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#12

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm

I didn't know lesbians ate meat...

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#13

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:56pm

We like the curtain variety.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Kad]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#14

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:10pm

You should a lesbian bento restaurant. You can call it The Fishy Box.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#15

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm

Or a diner. I'd call it The Greasy 'Poon.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Jordan Catalano]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#16

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm

That's already the name of a lesbian lingerie store in the East Village.

[Gothampc]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#17

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:47pm

Here's my e-card for Phyllis, mysterious and kad
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#18

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:50pm

Goth,

Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?

It doesn't.



Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#19

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:52pm

AND it clearly says it opened a few years ago.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#20

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:15pm

Is the place even STILL open?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Gothampc]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#21

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:21pm

"Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?"

What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[JerseyGirl2]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#22

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:45pm

What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#23

Posted: 5/8/14 at 7:23pm

Goth has no idea what lesbians do.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Borstalboy]

Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#24

Posted: 5/8/14 at 10:00pm

I keep reading this as lesbian whorehouse.

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