Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:36pm

"Longoria said the restaurant would "create a feeling of empowerment" for women and challenge the notion that steakhouses are a place for men."

"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform for the restaurant's female and male guests."

If you open a steakhouse for women, why would the entertainment be women in scanty clothing?
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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:51pm

It would be like trying to entice you with women in scanty clothing!

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:59pm

If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:02pm

I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:04pm

Get her!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:23pm

Oh for crap's sake.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:33pm

I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?

I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.

[Kad]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm

I'd ask Goth what his senior prom was like, but I don't want to get depressed.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm

At least she's not opening up a seafood restaurant for lesbians. Think of all the jokes that would be made.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm

Kad, I think he might still be washing all the pig's blood out of his hair.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm

I wore four inch heels and a gorgeous black and white gown. 19 years later I am fairly certain my date wishes he could have worn the same.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm

I am opening a Mexican restaurant for lesbians. The Pink Taco.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm

I didn't know lesbians ate meat...

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:56pm

We like the curtain variety.

[Kad]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:10pm

You should a lesbian bento restaurant. You can call it The Fishy Box.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm

Or a diner. I'd call it The Greasy 'Poon.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm

That's already the name of a lesbian lingerie store in the East Village.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:47pm

Here's my e-card for Phyllis, mysterious and kad
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[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:50pm

Goth,

Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?

It doesn't.



Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:52pm

AND it clearly says it opened a few years ago.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:15pm

Is the place even STILL open?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:21pm

"Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?"

What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:45pm

What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 7:23pm

Goth has no idea what lesbians do.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/8/14 at 10:00pm

I keep reading this as lesbian whorehouse.