Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse
#2
Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:51pm
It would be like trying to entice you with women in scanty clothing!
#3
If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?
Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:59pm
If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?
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#4
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:02pm
I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7
I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:33pm
I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.
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#8
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm
I'd ask Goth what his senior prom was like, but I don't want to get depressed.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#9
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pm
At least she's not opening up a seafood restaurant for lesbians. Think of all the jokes that would be made.
#10
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm
Kad, I think he might still be washing all the pig's blood out of his hair.
#11
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pm
I wore four inch heels and a gorgeous black and white gown. 19 years later I am fairly certain my date wishes he could have worn the same.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#12
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm
I am opening a Mexican restaurant for lesbians. The Pink Taco.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#13
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pm
I didn't know lesbians ate meat...
#14
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:56pm
We like the curtain variety.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#15
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:10pm
You should a lesbian bento restaurant. You can call it The Fishy Box.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#16
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm
Or a diner. I'd call it The Greasy 'Poon.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#17
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pm
That's already the name of a lesbian lingerie store in the East Village.
#18
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:47pm
Here's my e-card for Phyllis, mysterious and kad
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#19
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:50pm
Goth,
Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?
It doesn't.
Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?
Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?
It doesn't.
Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?
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#20
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:52pm
AND it clearly says it opened a few years ago.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#21
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:15pm
Is the place even STILL open?
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“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
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#22
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:21pm
"Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?"
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?
Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?
Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#23
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:45pm
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?
A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.
A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#24
Posted: 5/8/14 at 7:23pm
Goth has no idea what lesbians do.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#25
Posted: 5/8/14 at 10:00pm
I keep reading this as lesbian whorehouse.
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