Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#1
Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:36pm
"Longoria said the restaurant would "create a feeling of empowerment" for women and challenge the notion that steakhouses are a place for men."
"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform for the restaurant's female and male guests."
If you open a steakhouse for women, why would the entertainment be women in scanty clothing?
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Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#2
Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:51pmIt would be like trying to entice you with women in scanty clothing!
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#2
Posted: 5/8/14 at 3:59pm
If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#3
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:02pmI dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#6
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:33pm
I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#7
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pmI'd ask Goth what his senior prom was like, but I don't want to get depressed.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#8
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:34pmAt least she's not opening up a seafood restaurant for lesbians. Think of all the jokes that would be made.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#9
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pmKad, I think he might still be washing all the pig's blood out of his hair.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#10
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:37pmI wore four inch heels and a gorgeous black and white gown. 19 years later I am fairly certain my date wishes he could have worn the same.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#11
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pmI am opening a Mexican restaurant for lesbians. The Pink Taco.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#12
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:40pmI didn't know lesbians ate meat...
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#13
Posted: 5/8/14 at 4:56pmWe like the curtain variety.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#14
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:10pmYou should a lesbian bento restaurant. You can call it The Fishy Box.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#15
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pmOr a diner. I'd call it The Greasy 'Poon.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#16
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:11pmThat's already the name of a lesbian lingerie store in the East Village.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#17
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:47pm
Here's my e-card for Phyllis, mysterious and kad
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Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#18
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:50pm
Goth,
Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?
It doesn't.
Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#19
Posted: 5/8/14 at 5:52pmAND it clearly says it opened a few years ago.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#20
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:15pmIs the place even STILL open?
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#21
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:21pm
"Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?"
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?
Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#22
Posted: 5/8/14 at 6:45pm
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?
A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#23
Posted: 5/8/14 at 7:23pm
Goth has no idea what lesbians do.
Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse#24
Posted: 5/8/14 at 10:00pmI keep reading this as lesbian whorehouse.
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