Fav Simpsons Quotes — Page 2

Oh god, I love the Simpsons! Here's my faves:

Bart writes on blackboard: "I will not strut around like I own the place."

"Doh!"

Teacher: "Bart witnessed something beautiful today."
Nelson: "HA HA!" (I love that laugh)

Homer: "Christmas time is wonderful. Presents, family, and Mo, with his yearly suicidal attempt."

What a great show. I'm watching it now.

Some great ones:

Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

Marge: Homer, did you jimmy open Mr. Burns' liquor cabinet?
Homer: Ooh "Jimmy" is such an ugly word, Marge. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits.

Lisa: Dad, what would you say if I told you that you can lose weight without dieting?
Homer: I'd say you were a lying scumbag. Why, honey?

[in the school cafeteria]
Mrs. Krabappel: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.
Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
[everyone stops and stares at Seymour]
Seymour: Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

Lisa: Mom, what's happening?
Marge: I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again.

Lisa: An earring, how rebellious. In a conformist sort of way.

Actually, Bob was singing "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face", which caused the infamous "cast recording" line. :)

Homer- CLEANING MY GUN WITH SAFETY OFF SAFETY OFF SAFETY OFF.
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Homer-Why bother going out, we're just gonna end up back here.
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Bart- I didnt think it was possible but this both sucks and blows.
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Lisa- well the fox network has sunk to a new low
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Phone operator------- Thank you for callin fox, if your calling to pitch us a reality show about gold digging skanks who get what they diserve press 1

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I am one of those people that manages to put a Simpson quote into every situation...sadly I only remember most of them in those situations...

But my favourite, and I am famous throughout my area for doing this is: "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!" - Uder

Spinal Tap -

'Goodnight Springdin, there will be no encores'

Krusty - "Lets just say it moved me..... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud"

Did anyone else see the Hamlet episode? I can't remember who Ralph was, but I remember he cracked me up!

Did anyone else see the Hamlet episode? I can't remember who Ralph was, but I remember he cracked me up!



Ralph was Laertes.



One of my many favourite quotes:
LISA: "We're the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows."
HOMER: "Really? What's it like?"
LISA: "Meh."

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Updated On: 3/13/05 at 10:59 PM

Don't remember it word for word, but: Homer to Lisa: I'm NOT apologizing! I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Two Guys in a Gay Pride Parade: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!
Lisa: You do this every year! We ARE used to it!

Bart: Dad! Help! Lisa's using her witchcraft on me!!
Lisa: It's called Wicca and it's empowering!
Bart: Tch! That's just a Hollywood fad!
Lisa: No, that's Kabbalah.

"I'm a little princess"
"Cho-Cho Choose me."-Ralph Wiggum

anything he says is hilarious!

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Marge - Can you see them?

Homer - I can see Lisa. But it might be a starfish