Fav Simpsons Quotes — Page 3

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Lisa: Before I go, I'll need shots for malaria, German measles...*Forget what else she mentions*
Dr. Hibbert: Heh heh. I'm afraid what we have here is a case of hypochondria. And the only cure is wollipop.
Lisa: Don't patronize me, doctor.
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Homer: Son, are we gonna die?
Bart: Yep. But we'll take a lot of innocent people with us.
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Lisa: Dad! We did something terrible.
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the car's okay.
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: Okay, then.

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Dan Castellaneta sings 'We Didn't Start the Fire' parody in 'Forest Gump' episode.

"Ullman Shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders failed, Whacking snakes, Monorail, Mr Plow, Homer Space, Side-Show Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's Future, Selma's Hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby, Homer worries bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA, Hippies, Vegas, and Japan, Octuplets, And Bart's boy band, Marge murmer's, Maud croaks, Lisa buddist, Homer tokes, Magie blows Burns away...What else do I have to say?...

You'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years. Like... Marge becomes a robot, maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear? or how 'bout a crazy wedding! Where something happens, and do-do-do, do-do. Sorry for the clip show. Have no fears, we've got stories for years".

Updated On: 3/18/05 at 10:47 AM

Marge - Have you been drinking?
Homer - No! Well, ten beers.

Lorelei: Cleedus, I just don't feel comfortable making love in front of my parents...

Cleedus: Now Lorelei, they're my parents too.

hahahahahaha

He's a loser Marge...Dump him! SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE...I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!!"

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Homer - "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use".

Homer - "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without
adding, 'you're making a scene'."

Here's a good source: http://imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes

Thankyou Marilyn.

This means I can keep this thread alive longer than I thought.

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Krusty the Clown: But you gotta come back, Mel! We're a team!
Sideshow Mel: No, Krusty, you always treated me rather shabbily. On our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants, and cracked my buttocks with a hammer!
Krusty the Clown: Ah, come on. You wanna spend your life hanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers?
Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Here's your taco, Mister. Whoops. It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!
Sideshow Mel: Sorry Krusty, I like it here. Mr. Johansen treats me with dignity.
Mr. Johansen: Is this clown bothering you, Mel?
Sideshow Mel: It's all right, Mr. Johansen, I'll handle it.
Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Here's your taco, sir.
Krusty the Clown: I don't want it!
Squeeky-Voiced Teen: But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.