Tonite's episode has the best fag hag speech ever--when Grace tells the audience of "bad queens" that it's time to love her back!! Beautiful!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
I loved the "every hag worth her salt has that speech memorized for when you all turn" line. That wasn't it exactly but then when she started it in Spanish I was cracking up.
I think I am disqualified from this thread. I missed tonight's episodes because I was watching football ...
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
Oh... I know JRB, I've been working on mine.
Me too, I'll have nothing to watch except for soaps and grey's anatomy.
DBilly! That would be shameful if it wasn't really HOT.
Karen: "You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night."
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Jack: "Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together, he would've given them both penises."
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Grace: "Do whatever you want. 'Cause today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whuppings, and I'm all out of lollipops."
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Will: "Are you having your stroke in installments?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/25/05
This is an older quote, but SO TRUE:
Karen and Jack are in a stable.
Karen: What the hell are we doing here, Jack? Clumps of dirt and straw and rotten carrots--it's like we're trapped inside Grace's hairdo!
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What's that Will and Grace quote where it mentions Grace's mom and Will's RENT interpretation?
Ahhh I saw it the other day and I can't remember it!!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
this thread is sooo great! i needed a good laugh!
i love the episode when jack married roasrio to keep her in the country and she says to jack..."you had me Hola.."! i don't know why that just sticks with me!
and someone else said it but when jack does that hysterical thing with Cher..."TIIIooooome....tiiioomme...and she slaps him and tell him "snap out of it!"
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