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#77

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I loved the "every hag worth her salt has that speech memorized for when you all turn" line. That wasn't it exactly but then when she started it in Spanish I was cracking up.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#79

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I think I am disqualified from this thread. I missed tonight's episodes because I was watching football ...
"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near
#81

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Oh... I know JRB, I've been working on mine. re: Favorite Will & Grace quotes?
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#83

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Me too, I'll have nothing to watch except for soaps and grey's anatomy.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#85

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Karen: "You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night."
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Jack: "Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together, he would've given them both penises."
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Grace: "Do whatever you want. 'Cause today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whuppings, and I'm all out of lollipops."
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Will: "Are you having your stroke in installments?"
#86

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This is an older quote, but SO TRUE:

Karen and Jack are in a stable.

Karen: What the hell are we doing here, Jack? Clumps of dirt and straw and rotten carrots--it's like we're trapped inside Grace's hairdo!
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
#87

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What's that Will and Grace quote where it mentions Grace's mom and Will's RENT interpretation?
Ahhh I saw it the other day and I can't remember it!!!!!
#88

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this thread is sooo great! i needed a good laugh!
i love the episode when jack married roasrio to keep her in the country and she says to jack..."you had me Hola.."! i don't know why that just sticks with me!
and someone else said it but when jack does that hysterical thing with Cher..."TIIIooooome....tiiioomme...and she slaps him and tell him "snap out of it!"

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