Favorite Will & Grace quotes?

I like the Christmas one where Will is waiting for Barry Manolow tickets and Grace keeps saying
"Better him then me,"
About Jack and her mom.

HAHA, i love the fanilow one.

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jack, to the bird watcher: i bet you've seen a cockatoo

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I can't remember the exact dialogue, but the episode after Nathan(Woody Harrelson) breaks up with Grace and she takes to her bed...and Karen tries to help her get closure through roleplaying (she pretends to be Nathan). Something like this...

Grace: Have you ever had better sex in your life?
Karen: (as if realizing this herself) No, I never have.
Grace: I miss having sex with you, Nathan!
Karen: (looking at Grace) I miss having sex with you, too.
Grace: (throwing arms open) I love you, Nathan!
Karen: I love you too, Grace! (Throws herself in Grace's arms and kisses her passionately on the lips!)

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Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you!
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No thanks!!

Karen: It's funny....cuz it's true.

There are a million great lines on that show!

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Oh, I almost forgot--

Joan Collins: Karen, is that you? I thought that hideous stench was coming from the kitchen.
Karen: No honey, I think ya just caught a whiff of your own liver rotting.

Later (as they pass in a doorway)
Karen: Medusa!
Joan Collins: Medea!

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Karen: OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

Grace: If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day."

Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.

Karen: Where the hell have you been?
Rosario: Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.

Lyle Finster: Karen, I'm lost without you. I've tried to fill the void with secretaries and whores, but at the end of the hour, it's you I wish I was paying.
Grace: Really, I'm uncomfortable.
Karen: It's never gonna happen between us, Lyle. So beat it.
Lyle Finster: Very well. But I'll never forget you. Every mouth that I kiss will be your mouth. Every bottom that I slap will be your bottom. Every nipple that I tweak...
Grace: Please, one of us has to go!
Karen: Get out.
Lyle Finster: Very well. But know this: Every vagina...
Grace: GET OUT!

Jack: You're so generous. I swear, if you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely go to heaven.
Grace: Thanks, Jack. And if you weren't gay, you'd go there too.

I got most of them from IMDB...these quotes bring back GREAT memories.

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Updated On: 12/27/05 at 10:40 PM

Something along the lines of "If God had intended for men and women to be together he would have given them both penises."

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this thread makes me ridiculously happy, by the way.

Leo: "Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kabobs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?"
Jack: "Silly! Diane is a girl, she doesn't have kabobs. She has a kagina!"
Karen: "And nice katits!"

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i loved when ellen degeneres played a nun. the whole "my family sent me to a convent when i was 3" speech.

and this is hard to explain, but anyone whos seen the episode knos what i mean. its the epsiode when they scatter stans ashes at sea. jack and will are in the inside lounge area and theyre singing along to crocidile rock. then lorraine and karen get into an arguement right outside, but you cant hear them. all you hear is jack and will singing along and you see them fighting. then lorraine pushes karen into the water and walks away. the camera stays that way (jack and will are singing all the while) and then 2 seconds later, rosario runs into the frame shouting "MISS KAAAREN!!!" and she dives into the water after her.

its hard to explain but its so funny if you see it.

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I love to rewind the fights between Karen and Rosario to hear what each one of them is saying. They're brilliantly-timed.

My favorite out-take is when Sean can't remember a line, and he starts to say it, but gets stuck and it begins to sound a little like grunting. Megan (without losing a beat) says, "Are you pooping?"

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