Finally! A Cure for Homosexuality
#2
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:09pm
ShettyRx.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#3
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:10pm
Doctor--call in a script for Clay Aiken STAT!
Updated On: 10/31/05 at 02:10 PM
#5
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:13pm
i don't want to be cured.
is this a joke?
is this a joke?
#6
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:18pm
Is it? cause it's just crazy enough to be true...
#7
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:23pm
I thought it was a joke--surely it is, but it just comes off sooooo seriously!
I totally expected that Hetracil was to be taken as an anal suppository!!!
I totally expected that Hetracil was to be taken as an anal suppository!!!
#9
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:25pm
Possible side effects might include loud public burping, mixing plaid and stripes and an abnormal obsession with football, a game in which big, beefy men...
Damn it. Must have worn off.
Damn it. Must have worn off.
#10
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:25pm
i would never ever take this pill...it would decrease the chance of me hooking up with jerby. 
#11
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:26pm
Someone please tell me it's a joke before I clog up my keyboard with bile.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#12
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:28pm
has to be a joke....as the phonenumber after the 800, should only be 7 digits
1-800-ShettyRx
1-800-ShettyRx
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#13
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:31pm
All you need to hook up with jerby is a wall and a hole...make that two holes: one for the wall and one for jerby...okay, three holes...
#14
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:31pm
"it would decrease the chance of me hooking up with jerby."
The only thing that could do that is your funeral.
The only thing that could do that is your funeral.
#15
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:33pm
I know the sign said "scenic overlook," but that wasn't what I expected.
#16
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:34pm
#17
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:34pm
u whores!!
#18
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:35pm
dgrant, i just laughed out loud. that was hilarious!
#20
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:36pm
And who ever said his funeral would stop me??
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
#21
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:38pm
I felt bad for posting that, but when I went back to edit it, I saw that lildogs had jumped on the same bandwagon.
Jerby - you wish!
SOMMS - are you being polite and not saying anything with your mouth full?
Jerby - you wish!
SOMMS - are you being polite and not saying anything with your mouth full?
#22
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:38pm
ok jerby, now you've gone too far.
#23
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:39pm
#24
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:44pm
"ok jerby, now you've gone too far."
...something I never thought I would see WithoutATrace write.
...something I never thought I would see WithoutATrace write.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#25
Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:45pm
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