Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
#0Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:38am
I don't know if this is a sign of the apocalypse, or the dawning of a new age of national unity, but I think all of us - Republicans, Democrats, Conservatives, Liberals, Christians, Jews, Athiest, Gays, and Straights alike can all agree on one thing:
Fred Phelps and his entire family are nutjobs.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv
Let us not squander this moment of togetherness.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#1re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:43amI'm shaken. I have never, never rooted for Sean Hannity in a debate until this moment. My world is topsy-turvy.
#2re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:44amI know. I had to shower.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#3re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:45am
I somehow watched this yesterday. And why I just watched it again now, I'll never know.
I need zantac, valium, and any other meds I can muster up.
That's just S.I.C.K.
And she (Shirley) nearly smirks the whole time.
I'm not really into political/religion stuff but that makes me wanna...PUKE!
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 12:45 AM
#4re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:00amPhelps HELPS gays. I truly believe that!
#5re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:07am
Let's light candles and hold hands. Can someone lead us in a song?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 01:07 AM
#6re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:16am
Well look at her, she looks like she has a brainwashed glassy eye thing on
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#7re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:19amYeah, like Idina Menzel. But with less makeup.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#8re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:32am
We SHALL put the cup of the fury and wrath of God to our lips and DRINK IT!
God shall show his wrath to errant little girls by having their runaway cats run over by cars!
yr ronin,
joey
joey
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#10re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 3:41am
Hannity actually says "you're a nut" under his breath like a minute and a half into the thing.
when will the aliens come back for these people?
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 03:41 AM
#11re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 4:21am
Did you know, God hates Sweden? It's true. So true.
http://www.godhatessweden.com
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 04:21 AM
#12re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 6:49am
I'm really surprised no one has taken the group out (and I don't mean to dinner).
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 06:49 AM
#14re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:54am
Notice, though, that Hannity is ONLY condemning her because she was hating on soldiers. Notice he hasn't really said God kills FAGs.
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#15re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:54amreally PJ, tell us what you really think.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#16re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:04am
God, no, he's not, PJ. The psychotic hyper-religious world can keep him!
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#17re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:14am
Shall we gather at the river,
Where bright angel feet have trod,
With its crystal tide forever
Flowing by the throne of God?
Refrain:
Yes, we’ll gather at the river,
The beautiful, the beautiful river;
Gather with the saints at the river
That flows by the throne of God.
On the margin of the river,
Washing up its silver spray,
We will talk and worship ever,
All the happy golden day.
Refrain
Ere we reach the shining river,
Lay we every burden down;
Grace our spirits will deliver,
And provide a robe and crown.
Refrain
At the smiling of the river,
Mirror of the Savior’s face,
Saints, whom death will never sever,
Lift their songs of saving grace.
Refrain
Soon we’ll reach the silver river,
Soon our pilgrimage will cease;
Soon our happy hearts will quiver
With the melody of peace.
Refrain
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#18re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:41am
I'm really surprised no one has taken the group out (and I don't mean to dinner).
Dottie, I'm waiting for then to take themselves out, just like Heaven's Gate, and Jonestown. (I almost included Waco but, well, they had a little help.)
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#19re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:14amMy dad believes that Fred Phelps is a big HOMO. I would agree with him, but I don't want Phelps on our team.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#20re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:16amThe Freepers think that Phelps is a liberal plant designed to make conservatives look bad. They love to remind everyone that he attended Clinton's inauguration and used to be a big-time Democratic contributer.
#21re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:21am
Well, that's about as plausible as Rove being the living embodiment of Satan.
So I guess it's true.
#22re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:21am
Um, Calvin...?
Phelps went to the Clinton inauguration to PROTEST.
#23re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:27amWhy don't they all just take some kool-aid..........
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#24re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together
Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:41am
No, actually he was a big Gore supporter in 1992. I double-checked -- it wasn't Phelps himself, but some of his family members were invited to the inaugural ball that year. There are even some photos of him and Gore together. (They always hated Hillary)
However -- what the Freepers fail to point out, is that Phelps turned against Gore pretty quickly as soon as he realized he wasn't one of those fake Zell Miller, fag-hating southern Democrats. Hell -- even Phil Gramm used to be a Democrat.
Updated On: 4/26/06 at 10:41 AM
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