Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

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Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:38am

I don't know if this is a sign of the apocalypse, or the dawning of a new age of national unity, but I think all of us - Republicans, Democrats, Conservatives, Liberals, Christians, Jews, Athiest, Gays, and Straights alike can all agree on one thing:

Fred Phelps and his entire family are nutjobs.

http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

Let us not squander this moment of togetherness.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#2

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:43am

I'm shaken. I have never, never rooted for Sean Hannity in a debate until this moment. My world is topsy-turvy.

#3

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:44am

I know. I had to shower.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 12:45am

I somehow watched this yesterday. And why I just watched it again now, I'll never know.

I need zantac, valium, and any other meds I can muster up.

That's just S.I.C.K.

And she (Shirley) nearly smirks the whole time.
I'm not really into political/religion stuff but that makes me wanna...PUKE!

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Updated On: 4/26/06 at 12:45 AM

#5

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:00am

Phelps HELPS gays. I truly believe that!

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#6

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:07am

Let's light candles and hold hands. Can someone lead us in a song?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 4/26/06 at 01:07 AM

#7

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:16am

Well look at her, she looks like she has a brainwashed glassy eye thing on

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#8

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:19am

Yeah, like Idina Menzel. But with less makeup.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#9

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:32am

We SHALL put the cup of the fury and wrath of God to our lips and DRINK IT!

God shall show his wrath to errant little girls by having their runaway cats run over by cars!

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yr ronin,
joey

#10

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 1:50am

she's a GOD WARRIOR!!

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#11

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 3:41am

Hannity actually says "you're a nut" under his breath like a minute and a half into the thing.


when will the aliens come back for these people?

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

Updated On: 4/26/06 at 03:41 AM

#12

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 4:21am

Did you know, God hates Sweden? It's true. So true.

http://www.godhatessweden.com

Updated On: 4/26/06 at 04:21 AM

#13

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 6:49am

I'm really surprised no one has taken the group out (and I don't mean to dinner).

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Updated On: 4/26/06 at 06:49 AM

#14

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:46am

Fred Phelps is a FAG.

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#15

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:54am

Notice, though, that Hannity is ONLY condemning her because she was hating on soldiers. Notice he hasn't really said God kills FAGs.

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re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:54am

really PJ, tell us what you really think.

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#17

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:04am

God, no, he's not, PJ. The psychotic hyper-religious world can keep him!

#18

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:14am

Shall we gather at the river,
Where bright angel feet have trod,
With its crystal tide forever
Flowing by the throne of God?

Refrain:
Yes, we’ll gather at the river,
The beautiful, the beautiful river;
Gather with the saints at the river
That flows by the throne of God.

On the margin of the river,
Washing up its silver spray,
We will talk and worship ever,
All the happy golden day.

Refrain

Ere we reach the shining river,
Lay we every burden down;
Grace our spirits will deliver,
And provide a robe and crown.

Refrain

At the smiling of the river,
Mirror of the Savior’s face,
Saints, whom death will never sever,
Lift their songs of saving grace.

Refrain

Soon we’ll reach the silver river,
Soon our pilgrimage will cease;
Soon our happy hearts will quiver
With the melody of peace.

Refrain

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re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:41am

I'm really surprised no one has taken the group out (and I don't mean to dinner).

Dottie, I'm waiting for then to take themselves out, just like Heaven's Gate, and Jonestown. (I almost included Waco but, well, they had a little help.)

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:14am

My dad believes that Fred Phelps is a big HOMO. I would agree with him, but I don't want Phelps on our team.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#21

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:16am

The Freepers think that Phelps is a liberal plant designed to make conservatives look bad. They love to remind everyone that he attended Clinton's inauguration and used to be a big-time Democratic contributer.

#22

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:21am

Well, that's about as plausible as Rove being the living embodiment of Satan.

So I guess it's true.

#23

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:21am

Um, Calvin...?

Phelps went to the Clinton inauguration to PROTEST.

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#24

re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:27am

Why don't they all just take some kool-aid..........

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re: Fred Phelps - Bringing America Together

Posted: 4/26/06 at 10:41am

No, actually he was a big Gore supporter in 1992. I double-checked -- it wasn't Phelps himself, but some of his family members were invited to the inaugural ball that year. There are even some photos of him and Gore together. (They always hated Hillary)

However -- what the Freepers fail to point out, is that Phelps turned against Gore pretty quickly as soon as he realized he wasn't one of those fake Zell Miller, fag-hating southern Democrats. Hell -- even Phil Gramm used to be a Democrat.

Updated On: 4/26/06 at 10:41 AM