Great TV Lines
Great TV Lines
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#0Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:24pm
"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
--Betty White, "The Golden Girls"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#1re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:28pm
"It's obvious. Only a criminal would disguise himself as a licensed, bonded guard, yet callously park in front of a fire hydrant!"
--Adam West, "Batman"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#2re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:31pm
"I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a few minutes."
--Candice Bergen, "Murphy Brown"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#3re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:33pm
"On the homefront, patriotic citizens are making daily sacrifices to meet the fuel shortage. Hang in there, Yanks. Let's tighten our belts and show the world that it takes more than a little gas to stop Uncle Sam."
--Ted Knight, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#4re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:34pm
"Death is just nature's way of telling you, 'Hey, you're not alive anymore.'"
--Richard Moll, "Night Court"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#5re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:37pm
"Women can't be gay. Because if men were gay and women were gay they'd cancel each other out!"
--Ted Wass, "Soap"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#6re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:37pm
"Is this some sort of Quaker custom? You f*** someone's husband to death and bring them a quiche?"
- Six Feet Under
#7re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:38pm
"It's obvious. Only a criminal would disguise himself as a licensed, bonded guard, yet callously park in front of a fire hydrant!"
--Adam West, "Batman"
That is god damn funny and I love it!!!
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#8re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:44pm
"She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know. I went out with her for a year."
--Ian Ziering, "Beverly Hills, 90210"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#9re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:46pm
"I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease."
--Louise Lasser, "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#10re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:48pm
Natalie: On page 66, halfway down in the NFL injury report, it says "Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging disk."
Dan: Yeah?
Natalie: There's a typo on the TelePrompter. They left out the 's.'
Casey: Collins is expected to be sidelined a week to 10 days with a bulging di-Uh Oh.
Dan: Whoa. That's a big 10-4.
Casey: My next line in the script was "Let's go the videotape."
Natalie: We might have gotten some phone calls.
ETA: This is from Sports Night
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Updated On: 8/17/05 at 07:48 PM
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#11re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:50pm
"Hey, Alex--You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel."
--Christopher Lloyd, "Taxi"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#12re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:55pm
"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."
--Rod Serling, "The Twilight Zone"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#13re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 7:59pm
"My first instinct was to fire you as well. But on reflection, I realized that was way too easy. No, Alison, I'm going to do to you the way you did me. And when I'm done, all that you'll be left with is that proverbial wish... that you'd never been born!"
--Heather Locklear, "Melrose Place"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#14re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 8:00pm
"I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water."
--Art Carney, "The Honeymooners"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#15re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 8:56pm
" Holy Hole In The Donut "
Robin in Batman
Honorable mention any line from the Batman villain Egghead - Eggceptional
Poster Emeritus
#16re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 9:01pm
"When life gives you lemons make lemonade then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place."
~Bill McNeal "Newsradio"
"Write this down E-M-E-T-I-B you got that? Now reverse it."
~Sydney Bristow "Alias"
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#17re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 9:10pm
"Honey, you fell out of the gay tree.
And hit every gay branch on the way down.
And you landed on a gay guy.
And then you did him!"
Karen Walker - WILL AND GRACE
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#18re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 10:39pm
"Anthony, if you don't mind, I'm going to turn that TV off. It's just the News, and I saw that yesterday."
--Delta Burke, "Designing Women"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Updated On: 8/17/05 at 10:39 PM
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#19re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 11:41pm
"To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love story."
--Ted Danson, "Cheers"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#20re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 11:48pm
"I was, uh, just decorating my Christmas tree and I was wondering, is there a trick to stringing cranberry sauce?"
--Bill Dailey, "The Bob Newhart Show"
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#21re: Great TV Lines
Posted: 8/17/05 at 11:51pm
I will be a geek.
"The flame also reminds us that life is precious, as each flame is unique. When it goes out, it's gone forever. There will never be another quite like it."
--
"When I thought I was going to die, even after everything that's happened, I realized I didn't want to let go. I was willing to do it all over again, and this time I could appreciate the moments. I mean, I can't go back. But I can appreciate what I have right now. And I can define myself by what I am, instead of what I'm not."
"And what are you?"
"Alive. Everything else is negotiable."
Both from Babylon 5, because I'm so freaking geeky.
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