HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?
#200heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:18pm
Um...I just totally watched the Colin Farrell porn video. It's big and curved...unfortunately, there was a woman invovled*.
*Please see my signature.
#201heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:21pmI want the "Jack Nasty" hat that Jake owns.
#202heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:26pmThat whole Jake, Heath thing. I love them both. They seemed so awkward. Like I could tell they totally were frazzled to speak to eachother after a serious movie like that.
Light in the Piazza with Megan and Emi
"Girl you got money runnin' in yo bloodline."-Carl the Bartender
#203heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:29pmYeah, Colin's ego is big and curved.
#204heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:29pmI was shocked! It's so filthy! Wanna see it?
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#205heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:30pm"Please, Sir, might I have some more?"
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#206heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:32pm
robbie, do you have the whole thing or just the highlight reel?
From what I've seen, I'm impressed. Colin seems like a generous lover.
#207heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:34pmi assume it's the hilight reel...it's quite short...the movie...not Colin.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#208heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:35pmThat's what I saw, too.
#209heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:36pmI've got the full 14 minutes in a 2 part .zip file, if anyone cares to see.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#210heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 9:56pm
Get that FISH off the screen!
But Robbie, that's Colin's breakfast, lunch and dinner right there.
#211heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 10:01pmAnd that quote (sans the profanity) is going to be in my signature momentarily.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#212heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 10:26pm
Was I the only one who, after hearing the "Jack Nasty" line, thought, "10 some odd years and that's the best you can come up with?"
::goes back to lurking...though wouldn't mind one of the drinks that are being passed around::
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#213heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 10:34pm...you're all killing me here.............dare I say ...LOL (that means laughing out loud.)?
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#214heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 10:34pm
Was I the only one who, after hearing the "Jack Nasty" line, thought, "10 some odd years and that's the best you can come up with?"
Ha!
#215heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 10:48pmGood, for a second there I thought this thread was getting serious again, until the porn came into play of course.
#216heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/30/06 at 11:07pm
Was I the only one who, after hearing the "Jack Nasty" line, thought, "10 some odd years and that's the best you can come up with?"
Well, this is a woman who married a man who didn't know what "condiments" were. I'd say she's not too bright herself.
#217heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:24pm
I'm rather ashamed at you all.
You have let this thread die and it is, perhaps, the funniest thing I've ever read lurking around here.
I just want you all I've petitioned the moderators to have my name changed to Wanna Be a Bigot. So I've beaten you all to the punch and you may cry now.
#218heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:25pmI like you! Welcome!
#219heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:26pm
Might I have the official Luvtheemcee welcome, then? I didn't get one.
#220heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:28pm
You are a good lurker.
Willkommen.
Bienvenue.
Welcome!
#221heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:29pm
another bigot on the bench?
Go away!
#222heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:31pm
I'm sorry, kissmycookie, but I cannot. And, as soon as my name is officially approved by the moderators, I will be THE bigot.
Or rather, a wannabe bigot.
Get it? GET IT? Good.
I wonder where WannaBeaBighead is, anwyay.
#223heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:31pm
Honey, you can't out-bigot me. I'm sorry.
By virtue of my straight-ness and femininity, I win.
#224heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 12:33pm
Luvtheemcee, I am betting I could. I have a very righteous bigoted pedigree, from gramps on down. Let's do coffee and see who can outbigot whom. Know any other bigots we could invite?
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