Queen Latifah! I'm joking, I seriously think Megan Mulally could handle it. And she'd make money. If not as Dolly than certianly as Ernestina.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.