Hey Dude,My Name is Paul & I'd Like To Be VP
#1Hey Dude,My Name is Paul & I'd Like To Be VP
Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:13am
It would be like totally cool. Plus, I hear the White House has their own Gym and stuff. SWEET!
The pic looks like it could be a still from a short lived 90's sitcom from the creators of Beverly Hills 90210
Buzzfeed's Jessica Testa reports: 'TIME magazine released the photos Thursday morning— hours before Ryan's debate with Joe Biden in Danville, Kentucky. The photo shoot happened last year, when Ryan was a runner-up for the magazine's Person of the Year. The macho poses are, of course, a reference to Ryan's affinity for P90X.'
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/paul-ryan-did-a-beefcake-photo-shoot-and-its-the
#2'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:20am
No idea why they did not shoot any shirtless pics of him. He actually looks kind of hot.
I knew Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle was a friend of mine. Mr.Ryan, you are no Dan Quayle!
#2'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:23amHe looks like a muppet.
#3'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:32amIs he giving some Magnum in that last picture? Or just a little Blue Steel?
#4'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:08pm
The photo shoot happened last year, when Ryan was a runner-up for the magazine's Person of the Year.
Ryan was not runner-up. That was Admiral William H. McRaven, who organized the raid against bin Laden. And third was the Chinese artist Ai Weiwei. Ryan was somewhere down the list, but I don't remember if it was before or after Kate Middleton. XD
That said, I'd lick his sh!tter!
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#5'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:17pm
This reads more SAVED BY THE BELL: THE CONGRESS YEARS.
I mean...
#6'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:24pmWhat a homely Dude! Looks like a smug douchebag!
#7'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:27pmI see he's one of those "upper body workouts only" guys.
#8'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:30pmHe has no calves.
#10'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:47pmOh god. He has a concave ass, doesn't he?
#12'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 1:21pm
Butter Face...
That's all I'm sayin'.
#13'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 1:36pmChicken legs. Doesn't the man walk up stairs?
#14'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 6:25pmNo, that would take time away from screwing over seniors.
#15'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 6:55pmAaron Schock should point and laugh
#16'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:22pmThe Democrats really need some more beefcake in their party.
#17'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:28pmHis eyes really freak me out.
#18'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:34pm
Gavin Newsom - Democrat
If he changed his hair, I probably would
#19'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:37pm
I've met Lt Gov Newsom and there's something off about his looks.
He should be hot, but he's not.
#20'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:41pm
Is it the hair?
#21'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 7:52pm
No. It's hard to put my finger on it.
It just didn't work for me. And it should. He's almost my type.
#22'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 8:02pmHe's like Rene Zellweger. Sometimes he looks really young and sometimes he looks really old.
#23'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 8:04pm
Thankfully, he doesn't suck on lemons the way Renee does.
I think I'd like him better if he filled out. He needs some meat on those bones!
#24'The Billionaire & the Jock'. This Thursday @ 8:00 Only on Fox
Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:17pm
And...the inevitable gif:
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