Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#1Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:25pm
According to talk show host Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is a syndicated radio host from Texas. Jones is also a crazy person. Here's a clip of Jones calling increased homosexuality a "chemical warfare operation" caused by MSG found in kettle chips and juice boxes, among other things.
Crazy Radio Host Thinks Juice Boxes Are Making Kids Gay
#2Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:28pmI like Kettle Chips and Juice Boxes.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#2Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:29pmI've never had kettle chips, but the juice boxes. OMIGOD HE'S RIGHT!!
#3Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:45pm
I've never in my life drunk from a juice box, so it must be the kettle chips.
Oh, wait.
#4Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:55pmSo does this mean if I keep eating Kettle Chips (I love the Salt and Vinegar flavor), I'll get even gayer? Oy vey.
#5Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:56pmShe knows crap, I went Homo for Jo-jos!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#6Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:29pm
Oddly, that is exactly what I had for lunch.
I guess I will just wait and see.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#7Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:57pmThe daycare centers don't stand a chance.
#8Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:01pmROFL Strummer!!!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#9Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:22pmRadio microphones cause insanity.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:32pmOh dear god.
KFTC!!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#11Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:40pmI've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#12Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:58pmYou should name the name. Maybe it has a Google alert on it and it can reunite you with your long lost first man-crush.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#13Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:01pm
I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
Isn't it always the Junior High locker room that makes us first feel funny in our pants?
*Sigh*
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 08:01 PM
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#14Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:05pmJunior High I was still suppressing.. No funny locker room feelings until sophomore year, when I ended up in a phys ed class with about half the football team.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#15Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:14pmMine didn't really start there. My mind had started drifting to guys before then, but seeing that muscular 12 year old in his underwear was enough to make me go over the edge.
#16Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:40pmI wonder what happens if you consume Pringles and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#17Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:45pm
^
You have to always make sure that your "house" is anchored down during tornado season?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#18Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:47pmThirty years later the memory is MUCH better than the reality. If anyone invents a time machine I am having a LONG talk with my 13-year-old self.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#19Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:20pmdanmag! LMAO!
KFTC!!!!!
#20Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:30pmI'm guessing water retention and a really bad hangover...
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 09:30 PM
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#21Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:39pmThat sounds plausible!
KFTC!!!!!
#22Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:37pmI think they meant obesity, not homosexuality. Oops..Freudian slip.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#23Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:49pm
So it appears if kettle chips and juice boxes are outlawed, then the problem of global warming will be solved.
Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
SAMOAN CLERICS FINGER HOMOSEXUALS...
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#24Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:56pm
"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"
i love that that was the actual headline.
Instead of juice boxes and kettle chips, I was raised on Capri Sun and Chips Ahoy. What does that make me? (Besides fat?)
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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