Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes

[morosco]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #1

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:25pm

According to talk show host Alex Jones.

Alex Jones is a syndicated radio host from Texas. Jones is also a crazy person. Here's a clip of Jones calling increased homosexuality a "chemical warfare operation" caused by MSG found in kettle chips and juice boxes, among other things.


Crazy Radio Host Thinks Juice Boxes Are Making Kids Gay

[Jordan Catalano]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #2

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:28pm

I like Kettle Chips and Juice Boxes.

[TheatreFan4]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #2

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:29pm

I've never had kettle chips, but the juice boxes. OMIGOD HE'S RIGHT!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #3

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:45pm

I've never in my life drunk from a juice box, so it must be the kettle chips.

Oh, wait.

[mormonophobic]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #4

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:55pm

So does this mean if I keep eating Kettle Chips (I love the Salt and Vinegar flavor), I'll get even gayer? Oy vey.

[SNAFU]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #5

Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:56pm

She knows crap, I went Homo for Jo-jos!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[danmag]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #6

Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:29pm

Oddly, that is exactly what I had for lunch.

I guess I will just wait and see.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[strummergirl]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #7

Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:57pm

The daycare centers don't stand a chance.

[danmag]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #8

Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:01pm

ROFL Strummer!!!!!

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[Reginald Tresilian]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #9

Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:22pm

Radio microphones cause insanity.

[StockardFan]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #10

Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:32pm

Oh dear god.

KFTC!!!!!

[Unknown User]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #11

Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:40pm

I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #12

Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:58pm

You should name the name. Maybe it has a Google alert on it and it can reunite you with your long lost first man-crush.

[TheatreFan4]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #13

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:01pm

I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.

Isn't it always the Junior High locker room that makes us first feel funny in our pants?

*Sigh*
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 08:01 PM

[AEA AGMA SM]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #14

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:05pm

Junior High I was still suppressing.. No funny locker room feelings until sophomore year, when I ended up in a phys ed class with about half the football team.

[TheatreFan4]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #15

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:14pm

Mine didn't really start there. My mind had started drifting to guys before then, but seeing that muscular 12 year old in his underwear was enough to make me go over the edge.

[danmag]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #16

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:40pm

I wonder what happens if you consume Pringles and Pabst Blue Ribbon?

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[AEA AGMA SM]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #17

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:45pm

^
You have to always make sure that your "house" is anchored down during tornado season?

[Unknown User]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #18

Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:47pm

Thirty years later the memory is MUCH better than the reality. If anyone invents a time machine I am having a LONG talk with my 13-year-old self.

[StockardFan]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #19

Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:20pm

danmag! LMAO!

KFTC!!!!!

[danmag]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #20

Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:30pm

I'm guessing water retention and a really bad hangover...

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

Updated On: 9/22/10 at 09:30 PM

[StockardFan]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #21

Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:39pm

That sounds plausible!

KFTC!!!!!

[Bettyboy72]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #22

Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:37pm

I think they meant obesity, not homosexuality. Oops..Freudian slip.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[JustAGuy]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #23

Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:49pm

So it appears if kettle chips and juice boxes are outlawed, then the problem of global warming will be solved.

Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.

The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.


SAMOAN CLERICS FINGER HOMOSEXUALS...

"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------ "I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett

[wonderwaiter]

Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #24

Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:56pm

"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"

i love that that was the actual headline.


Instead of juice boxes and kettle chips, I was raised on Capri Sun and Chips Ahoy. What does that make me? (Besides fat?)

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."