Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #1
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:25pm
According to talk show host Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is a syndicated radio host from Texas. Jones is also a crazy person. Here's a clip of Jones calling increased homosexuality a "chemical warfare operation" caused by MSG found in kettle chips and juice boxes, among other things.
Crazy Radio Host Thinks Juice Boxes Are Making Kids Gay
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #2
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:28pmI like Kettle Chips and Juice Boxes.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #2
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:29pmI've never had kettle chips, but the juice boxes. OMIGOD HE'S RIGHT!!
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #3
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:45pm
I've never in my life drunk from a juice box, so it must be the kettle chips.
Oh, wait.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #4
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:55pmSo does this mean if I keep eating Kettle Chips (I love the Salt and Vinegar flavor), I'll get even gayer? Oy vey.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #5
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:56pmShe knows crap, I went Homo for Jo-jos!
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #6
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:29pm
Oddly, that is exactly what I had for lunch.
I guess I will just wait and see.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #7
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:57pmThe daycare centers don't stand a chance.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #8
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:01pmROFL Strummer!!!!!
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #9
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:22pmRadio microphones cause insanity.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #10
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:32pmOh dear god.
Joined: 12/31/69
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #11
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:40pmI've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #12
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:58pmYou should name the name. Maybe it has a Google alert on it and it can reunite you with your long lost first man-crush.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #13
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:01pm
I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
Isn't it always the Junior High locker room that makes us first feel funny in our pants?
*Sigh*
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 08:01 PM
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #14
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:05pmJunior High I was still suppressing.. No funny locker room feelings until sophomore year, when I ended up in a phys ed class with about half the football team.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #15
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:14pmMine didn't really start there. My mind had started drifting to guys before then, but seeing that muscular 12 year old in his underwear was enough to make me go over the edge.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #16
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:40pmI wonder what happens if you consume Pringles and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #17
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:45pm
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You have to always make sure that your "house" is anchored down during tornado season?
Joined: 12/31/69
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #18
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:47pmThirty years later the memory is MUCH better than the reality. If anyone invents a time machine I am having a LONG talk with my 13-year-old self.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #19
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:20pmdanmag! LMAO!
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #20
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:30pmI'm guessing water retention and a really bad hangover...
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #21
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:39pmThat sounds plausible!
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #22
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:37pmI think they meant obesity, not homosexuality. Oops..Freudian slip.
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #23
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:49pm
So it appears if kettle chips and juice boxes are outlawed, then the problem of global warming will be solved.
Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
SAMOAN CLERICS FINGER HOMOSEXUALS...
Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes #24
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:56pm
"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"
i love that that was the actual headline.
Instead of juice boxes and kettle chips, I was raised on Capri Sun and Chips Ahoy. What does that make me? (Besides fat?)
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