Homosexuality caused by kettle chips and juice boxes
#2
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:28pm
I like Kettle Chips and Juice Boxes.
#3
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:29pm
I've never had kettle chips, but the juice boxes. OMIGOD HE'S RIGHT!!
#4
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:45pm
I've never in my life drunk from a juice box, so it must be the kettle chips.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
#5
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:55pm
So does this mean if I keep eating Kettle Chips (I love the Salt and Vinegar flavor), I'll get even gayer? Oy vey.
#6
Posted: 9/22/10 at 5:56pm
She knows crap, I went Homo for Jo-jos!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#7
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:29pm
Oddly, that is exactly what I had for lunch.
I guess I will just wait and see.
I guess I will just wait and see.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#8
Posted: 9/22/10 at 6:57pm
The daycare centers don't stand a chance.
#9
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:01pm
ROFL Strummer!!!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#10
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:22pm
Radio microphones cause insanity.
#11
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:32pm
Oh dear god.
KFTC!!!!!
#12
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:40pm
I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
#13
Posted: 9/22/10 at 7:58pm
You should name the name. Maybe it has a Google alert on it and it can reunite you with your long lost first man-crush.
#14
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:01pm
I've never had either one. I don't want to name names, but for me it was a certain someone I saw in the junior high locker room. Done and done.
Isn't it always the Junior High locker room that makes us first feel funny in our pants?
*Sigh*
Isn't it always the Junior High locker room that makes us first feel funny in our pants?
*Sigh*
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 08:01 PM
#15
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:05pm
Junior High I was still suppressing.. No funny locker room feelings until sophomore year, when I ended up in a phys ed class with about half the football team.
#16
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:14pm
Mine didn't really start there. My mind had started drifting to guys before then, but seeing that muscular 12 year old in his underwear was enough to make me go over the edge.
#17
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:40pm
I wonder what happens if you consume Pringles and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#18
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:45pm
^
You have to always make sure that your "house" is anchored down during tornado season?
You have to always make sure that your "house" is anchored down during tornado season?
#19
Posted: 9/22/10 at 8:47pm
Thirty years later the memory is MUCH better than the reality. If anyone invents a time machine I am having a LONG talk with my 13-year-old self.
#20
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:20pm
danmag! LMAO!
KFTC!!!!!
#21
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:30pm
I'm guessing water retention and a really bad hangover...
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
Updated On: 9/22/10 at 09:30 PM
#22
Posted: 9/22/10 at 9:39pm
That sounds plausible!
KFTC!!!!!
#23
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:37pm
I think they meant obesity, not homosexuality. Oops..Freudian slip.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#24
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:49pm
So it appears if kettle chips and juice boxes are outlawed, then the problem of global warming will be solved.
Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
SAMOAN CLERICS FINGER HOMOSEXUALS...
Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
SAMOAN CLERICS FINGER HOMOSEXUALS...
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#25
Posted: 9/22/10 at 11:56pm
"Samoan clerics finger homosexuals"
i love that that was the actual headline.
Instead of juice boxes and kettle chips, I was raised on Capri Sun and Chips Ahoy. What does that make me? (Besides fat?)
i love that that was the actual headline.
Instead of juice boxes and kettle chips, I was raised on Capri Sun and Chips Ahoy. What does that make me? (Besides fat?)
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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