Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#1Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 1:04pm
I mean, really!?
"A contestant from the stranger-danger-friendly child beauty pageant documentary series has landed her own show. Six-year-old pageant sensation Alana will star in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a show following her rural Georgia family as they do things such as off-road driving and eat road kill for dinner (yes, really). The show starts in August."
Honey Boo Boo Chil'
#2Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 1:06pmI'm sure they'll market that with Extreme Couponers since Mama likes her coupons.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 1:11pmAren't the networks embarrassed by this crap? Seriously- no amount of money would induce me to put this kind of garbage out into the world.
#3Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 1:20pm
Oh lordy!
Aint they precious! 
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#4Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 1:20pm
It seems that OWN has become the new TLC and TLC has become the new E!.
Who knew being a prococious, almost certain future diabetic could lead to such notariety?
Updated On: 6/1/12 at 01:20 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 2:30pm
Who thought that Survivor would lead to this...
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-whatever2
#6Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 2:33pmWell someone is certainly watching all of this crap or the networks wouldn't keep spitting it out. I for one, am not.
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#7Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 2:47pm
"Who thought that Survivor would lead to this..."
I would say The Real World started the reality craze.
#8Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 3:05pm
"I would say The Real World started the reality craze."
Yup.
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-- Thomas Jefferson
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#9Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 3:06pmThey were be a jumpin' thread devoted to this show on this board as soon as it airs, though.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#10Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 3:41pm
Real World was only seen by kids who had parents that could afford HBO.
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-whatever2
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#12Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 3:58pmThe Real World was and still is on MTV on basic cable and was created by Mark Burnett who created Survivor.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#13Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:06pm
Oh.
Uhm
Er.
I never watched MTV either.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#14Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:17pmA Cholesterol Clot in Pink, the Series.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#15Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:24pm
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#16Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:24pmDidn't it all start with An American Family on PBS?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:29pmWell, I WAS going to write that, but I messed up all over the place.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#18Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:33pm
The mother looks like Edna Turnblad.
And words cannot express how this child makes my skin crawl.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 4:36pm
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#20Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 9:07pm
All I can say about her mother is this.
How much do I love thee? Let me count the chins.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
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#21Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 9:36pmIs the show called "Keeping Up With The Obesity Epidemic"?
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#22Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 5/31/12 at 10:26pmWhy? I will admit to watching Toddlers and Tiaras for the trash factor, but I don't know about this one. I might have nightmares.
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#23Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 6/1/12 at 1:32amIs it just me or does she, in that picture, look like Baby Miss Piggy's oxygen starved at birth. twin?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#24Honey Boo Boo Chil' has been given her own series
Posted: 6/1/12 at 11:50amThe Real World was awesome that first season. Two and three were okay, too. After that they all figured out "reality TV" and just became characters.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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