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#201

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:57pm

atta boy!

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#202

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:58pm

I enjoy doing my Nathan Lane face in the background if I see tourists taking a picture.

#203

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:59pm

I f*ck the tribe elders.

#204

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:01pm

Jesus.

I will never act like a tourist in NYC again...

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#205

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:02pm

If you have a cute older brother, feel free to do so, however.

#206

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:02pm

yeah...Jaily will have to schtup your dad.

#207

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:11pm

Maybe I'll take Jail's advice with the "move" and take it a step further....Maybe I'll work on my version of Ludacris' "Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way"..and best of all, do it in black-face. That should scare them off enough, right?

You see? Tourists are the reason that NY is filled with crazy people. We come here as normal, home-grown folk looking to make life in the city, and end up just completely losing it.

Updated On: 8/11/06 at 02:11 PM

#208

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:15pm

Yeah. The first time I spoke to myself out loud, I realized I was becoming "one of them."
It's not too late to move to Billings, is it?

#209

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:17pm

"We donn wanna yer kind in Mentana"

Hamlet's father.

#210

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:18pm

Mentana? Well, if they talk like that there, I don't want to go there anyway.
I had enough trouble figuring out all the borough accents here. Then you start adding the neighborhood accents and...well, I just start saying y'all a lot. People stare and then back away.

#211

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:21pm

I don't know. Men-tana sounds like my kind of place.

#212

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:22pm

you all stay out of florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#213

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:22pm

Harris, like you even had to ask.

#214

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:25pm

and what does that mean??????????????????????

#215

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:30pm

There's a reason we're all Manhattan Elites.

#216

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:30pm

He didn't mean anything by it, sweetie...

...except that Florida is a disgusting, humid, insect-infested crocodile hole of a state full of ridiculous, stupid, evolutionarily-stunted fat creatures who drink melted Velveeta for breakfast.

That's all!

Oh, and Disney Woild. They have Disney Woild.

Not DisneyLAND. Only a big stupid retard would think DisneyLAND was in Florida.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 8/11/06 at 02:30 PM

#217

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:32pm

uh..Disney WOILD!

#218

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:33pm

i hope i'm not included it that jaily.

#219

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:35pm

It's America's wang.

#220

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:38pm

roflol ok homer

#221

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:38pm

I've never pictured you as a Velveeta sort, Harris. Don't worry. :)

Moo.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#222

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:39pm

"Hey Europe...suck my Florida!"

#223

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:40pm

Be careful, or Italy will totally kick our ass (Kansas, oddly enough).

#224

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:41pm

That's okay...Kansas is into that sort of thing.

#225

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 2:42pm

Did anyone mention Europe and sucking?

In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

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