I *Hate* New York- Page 8
I *Hate* New York
#175I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:36pmMilkshake!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#176I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:36pmMike Douglas!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#177I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:37pmI see dead people.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#178I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:39pmI see skinny people.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#179I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:39pmLunchmeat!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#181I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:42pm
BOOBS!
Oooooh...pretty blue vase.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#182I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:42pmI'm horny.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#184I Love New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:43pmwe'll alert the media
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
TheOneAndOnly
Stand-by Joined: 8/17/04
#185I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:43pmI've got to commiserate with you here, Rath. Yesterday while working up 8th avenue in the 40s on my way to work, I ran into THREE bus-load groups of tourists just hanging out on the sidewalk where even with my highly adapted skill of crowd-weaving, I could not get through without bumping into people, having people step directly in front of me as they meander around in their bus line-up. Of course working in midtown means you always deal with tourists, but that morning it just really got to me. I was just thinking, "What kind of wacky place do I live in that I have to deal with fools and people from the middle of nowhere before I've even had my caffeine fix?"
#186I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:44pmI'm hungry. Anyone have virtual food?
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#187I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:46pm
"What kind of wacky place do I live in that I have to deal with fools and people from the middle of nowhere before I've even had my caffeine fix?"
My bedroom?
Hamlet's father.
#188I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:46pmI find that a simple "Would you f*ckin' MOVE?" in my gruffest Brooklyn voice always does the trick with the Hinterdwellers.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#189I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:48pmWhy are you not trying to bump into them...I aim for the cameras and the cell phones...knock em out of their mid american hands.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#191I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:49pm
What I like to do, is plant myself somewhere where I'll be in the picture.
Usually I'm smling, but sometimes I'm flipping off the camera. No one notices.
#192I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:49pmAlways go for the tribe elders. They go down the easiest, and it makes an example for the rest of them.
#193I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:50pmThe people in Ohio are NOT going to like this ONE BIT.
Hamlet's father.
#194I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:50pmI do walk out of my way to ruin pictures.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#195I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:51pm
"Usually I'm smling, but sometimes I'm flipping off the camera. No one notices."
I'm sure no one even notices when they're looking at the pictures.
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#197I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:52pmI don't move out of the way when they ask me to Doodle.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#198I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:53pmI gotta go get my oil changed. Keep up the good work.
Hamlet's father.
#199I hmm-hmm New York
Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:54pmDo you give them my "Deena just walked into the dressing room" look?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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