I *Hate* New York — Page 8

#176

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:36pm

Milkshake!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#177

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:36pm

Mike Douglas!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#178

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:37pm

I see dead people.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#179

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:39pm

I see skinny people.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#180

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:39pm

Lunchmeat!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#181

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:39pm

I see gay people. and boobs.

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Hamlet's father.

#182

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:42pm

BOOBS!

Oooooh...pretty blue vase.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#183

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:42pm

I'm horny.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#184

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:43pm

I'm drunk.

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Hamlet's father.

#185

I Love New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:43pm

we'll alert the media

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#186

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:43pm

I've got to commiserate with you here, Rath. Yesterday while working up 8th avenue in the 40s on my way to work, I ran into THREE bus-load groups of tourists just hanging out on the sidewalk where even with my highly adapted skill of crowd-weaving, I could not get through without bumping into people, having people step directly in front of me as they meander around in their bus line-up. Of course working in midtown means you always deal with tourists, but that morning it just really got to me. I was just thinking, "What kind of wacky place do I live in that I have to deal with fools and people from the middle of nowhere before I've even had my caffeine fix?"

#187

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:44pm

I'm hungry. Anyone have virtual food?

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#188

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:46pm

"What kind of wacky place do I live in that I have to deal with fools and people from the middle of nowhere before I've even had my caffeine fix?"

My bedroom?

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Hamlet's father.

#189

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:46pm

I find that a simple "Would you f*ckin' MOVE?" in my gruffest Brooklyn voice always does the trick with the Hinterdwellers.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#190

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:48pm

Why are you not trying to bump into them...I aim for the cameras and the cell phones...knock em out of their mid american hands.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#191

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:48pm

Stop being such an elitist.

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Hamlet's father.

#192

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:49pm

What I like to do, is plant myself somewhere where I'll be in the picture.

Usually I'm smling, but sometimes I'm flipping off the camera. No one notices.

#193

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:49pm

Always go for the tribe elders. They go down the easiest, and it makes an example for the rest of them.

#194

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:50pm

The people in Ohio are NOT going to like this ONE BIT.

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Hamlet's father.

#195

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:50pm

I do walk out of my way to ruin pictures.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#196

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:51pm

"Usually I'm smling, but sometimes I'm flipping off the camera. No one notices."

I'm sure no one even notices when they're looking at the pictures.

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#197

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:51pm

Muah haha!

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Hamlet's father.

#198

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:52pm

I don't move out of the way when they ask me to Doodle.

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#199

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:53pm

I gotta go get my oil changed. Keep up the good work.

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Hamlet's father.

#200

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:54pm

Do you give them my "Deena just walked into the dressing room" look?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS