I *Hate* New York — Page 11

#251

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 3:50pm

You can't fool me, you silly bitch.


I know you prefer Cheez-Whiz to Velveeta.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#252

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 3:53pm

well, anything that's yellow and melts quickly over the fritos.

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#253

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:03pm

Who's Tim Gunn?

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Hamlet's father.

#254

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:12pm

Ckeaton, Project Runway.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#255

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:16pm

The gayest show on tv. I love the show, hate Tim. Actually, I don't mind how he looks or what he says but I have to put the tv on mute when he speaks.

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#256

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:18pm

Ah... Project Runway.
I have no time for that when Hell's Kitchen is in season.

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Hamlet's father.

#257

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:19pm

Hell's Kitchen is on tuesdays. Project Runway is on Wednesdays.

I adore Tim Gunn's voice. I really do. I keep listening to his podcasts because I just like the way his voice sounds.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#258

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:22pm

No. Hell's Kitchen requires at least two days of concentration. I'm sorry.

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Hamlet's father.

#259

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:30pm

Never saw Hell's kitchen-am I missing something?

Geek-you like that nasal, affected type of voice?

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#260

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 4:36pm

No, it's not the nasal...ity of it, it's just the very precise pronunciation. The way he pronounces his "s"'s and "t"s. obviously very similar to the "gay lisp". Well, actually, just the same as "the gay lisp." Because, obviously, he's gay.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#261

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 6:12pm

I just read all 11 pages of this insanity and I think my head is going to explode.

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"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#262

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 6:25pm

That makes two of us. I am new to all this and you guy's ARE KILLING ME!

Fun stuff!

#263

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 6:26pm

Oh, post some pictures!

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In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#264

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 6:30pm

Will do, once I get some. I am at my office don't have access at the moment.

You all seem to have a great time on this site. Some of the things I have read today.....OY!

#265

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:00pm

Why thank you, MO. We aim to please!

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#266

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:39pm

I do so love a newbie.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#267

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:47pm

Back off, Danger Boy.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#268

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:48pm

Have I ever told you how much I love the photo of Bruce Vilanch you're using as an avatar these days, my darling? :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#269

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:50pm

What is with this death wish of yours?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#270

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:51pm

*le shoque* I have no idea what you're talking about, Auntie Ronnit!!!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#271

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:52pm

Dno't play innocent with me, young man.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#272

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:55pm

"Have I ever told you how much I love the photo of Bruce Vilanch you're using as an avatar these days, my darling? ":

You're on a roll, Jailyard, I'm still laughing! Bruce Villance-really!

Rath, you should be able to put him in his place if anyone can!

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#273

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:56pm

He's praying for it, Jane.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#274

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:00pm

I'm always rollin', honey bunches

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#275

I hmm-hmm New York

Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:04pm

Who you rollin' tonight?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson