Screw SOMMS! It's about ME!
And WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Dahling, you simply MUSTN'T say 'screw SOMMS' in his own thread - and then not make it happen!
The smirk has been replaced by full-blown laughter.
It's not my fault he doesn't want me!
And I'm glad I provide your amusement.
Hows the brandy? Shall we offer some to SOMMS?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
SOMMS would be very happy to share some with me - if it's SCOTCH.
Jeez, have we taught you nothing?
I need a liquor lesson. I don't really know the differences between Brandy, Scotch, Bourbon...
I'm too innocent to know about the big bad liquors.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Hmmmmm . . .
Why does vodka come to mind?
And tequilla?
I'd never thought I'd see it, but shira has jacked SOMMS....
Diet Coke. Hit Screen.
By the way...he DID enjoy it.
Oooooo missy, you've got some 'splainin to do! I'm taking my thread back and working on your punishment.
Reporting for duty Sir !!!!
No apologies!
After all, what is my punishment? I like to think I'd enjoy it!
i'd like to be punished by Somms and Boobs
morning all
Starting the morning with S&M.
Did you whip it yourself? And who wants to whip ME into a lather now?
Shira, I've decided that your punishment is to whip Trace into a lather.
I'll whip. I don't know if HE'LL enjoy it..
Well, he asked for some punishment. It's a win-win.
Point well taken.
Oh Trace-y...where are you? I have a present for you.
whip me into a lather? what does that even mean? ::confused and naive::
Well, it's kind of easier to whip a female into a lather, literally. With men, it's more figurative. I won't go into the ugly woman details.
Now...
*SMACK*
totally confused and doesn't really want to be touched by Shira...no offense
I know, I know....it's not my fault. Blame SOMMS. It's what I always do.
But that's the punishment. Now bend over and take your whacks from Mistress Shira! Since the newbee doesn't understand "lather" Shira, you can use the cane if you need to.
if i have to endure any physical contact with a woman, then i am leaving this thread
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