I Adore SOMMS Thread- Page 21

[shira467]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 9:48am

It's not contact with me! It's with my cane!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 9:50am

Use a little Astro Glide on it Shira ... he won't kevetch as much.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 9:53am

is it sad that i have no clue what is going on?

[shira467]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 9:59am

Alrighty SOMMS. Now, Trace. Pick up the rhythm

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 10:01am

could you be more specific.

(i can't believe i am getting part of my sexual education on BWW)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:00am

Trace is getting it...damn how long has it been anyway???

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:45am

::still confused::

maybe i should just give up...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:48am

The question is...Who are you giving it up to?


Now I'm confused.

Updated On: 10/4/05 at 11:48 AM

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:52am

who am i giving it up to?

someone very special

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:52am

I am laughing so hard my boss is just staring blankly at me and about to come and read over my shoulder...

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 11:55am

DD, what is so funny?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:02pm

the idea of shira whipping you into a lather with her cane.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:04pm

It is a lovely image isn't DD?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:06pm

I can see her in her black leather boots and boustier (sp)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:11pm

Trace....I hope this helps you. Make sure you refer to it everyday. BTW...make sure you go to "L" and read about Lucky Pierre. Ooh La La

https://www.gaycityusa.com/GaySlangDictionary.htm


Also there will be a test on this..so study HARD !!!!

Updated On: 10/4/05 at 12:11 PM

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:15pm

::feels very pathetic that i don't know this already::

thanks for the link though...i'm sure these are things i will need to know

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:17pm

This book is now YOUR Bible my friend.....you won't be confused anymore about "gay terms". Once you learn these terms you will be a true homo.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:19pm

yay...i can't wait until i can call myself a true homo. then my life will be complete!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:20pm

Well that and sleeping with about 1000 more guys.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:22pm

Yeah... note to self... do not go to links on this thread while at work.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:23pm

that's fine with me...hopefully i can break 1000 before i'm 30. Actually, wait, that's 142 guys per year for 7 years. I don't think I'm capable of that...

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:24pm

Oh you'd be surprised... especially when they come in 2s and 3s and more...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:25pm

I should know.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:25pm

You'd be amazed at what you're capable of...especially if you have the right lube.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 12:27pm

Astro Glide? (yes, i had to look that up)