Joined: 12/31/69
There is SOMMS. I... er, it, was getting cold...
It's meant to be 'consumed' right away.
Yeah... we don't want it to spoil...
My, you boys are, uh, excited today!
Speading my own love on this Fabulous, Festive, Funfilled Friday!!!!
Somms is it one of those self love days?? **giggle**
Happy Friday!!!!
idle hands (two) ... devil's workshop. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
So SOMMSY you got a date with the Palma Twins tonight?
hee hee! I've actually got a real live one tonight oh boobalicious one!
Another EX...yea !!!!!!! Seriously my friend...I hope this one turns out better than the rest....we can talk about it on our way to QVC.
I sent Dave an email to warn him that you were coming. LOL
I'm sure he will call in sick now...we'll have to meet him at the gym.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*note to self: don't try and cross testicles again*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Boobs - it depends on what you're crossing them with.
SOMMS - hope it goes well.
somms, for the love of creatures great and small, just don't talk about all of your ex's during dinner.
wait until your in bed and then compare your date's technique to each and every one of them.
"michael liked it when i...."
"johnny used to always flinch whenever we..."
don't forget....
jim's was much smaller....
rob's curved....
at least have some rice pudding..you need you strength SOMMS.
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