I Enjoy Being A Girl — Page 103

I also love Kathy Griffin's bit on Catholics and how much they drink and curse.

I love how Kathy says that Catholics swear and use the Lord's name in vain more than anyone. "God dammit son of a bitch...what the Christ is that?" LOL!!! Ridiculous.

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Updated On: 3/3/09 at 12:53 PM

And thanks for the avi love BB. Its me!!

I could tell! You have an amazing arch in your back and very nice lines!

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Krissy, that may very well be the funniest collection of damnable words ever uttered!!! LMAO!! I'm literally clutching my stomach cause I'm still laughing.

I normally say something like: "Oh for f*ck's sake Mary n' Joseph!!" depending on the situation of course.

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Updated On: 3/3/09 at 01:03 PM

I say Jesus, Mary and Joseph all the time.....but Jesus F***ed a whore is much funnier.

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Updated On: 6/12/20 at 01:13 PM

Whoever said you are boring, Weez?

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I think you're pretty interesting Weez

When people get on my nerves, I mean like REALLY irritate the sh*t out of me and I can't take it anymore, I always say (with a straight face and monotone voice): "I hate you...everyone hates you...even your mother, because you were a mistake". It's my "go-to" burn.

It sounds bad but you've gotta realize, I give some people ample warning before I take it to them and intentionally hurt their feelings. This always seems to happen at work with those whiny hookers who roam through the building looking for more people to whine to about their lives.

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Updated On: 3/3/09 at 01:29 PM

HAHAHHA TOFU!! That's totally something my sister would do. I remember one time in high school one of her teachers said something really really dumb, so she stood up in the middle of class and started a slow clap. Everyone except for the teacher thought it was hilarious. He gave her 5 demerits and a Saturday detention for disrespect. But she said it was totally worth it. This is one of the many reasons why I love her.

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Tofu and BB- LOL...I love the slow clap thing. AWESOME.

By my senior year of high school I was so OVER it that I started not putting up with the sh*t anymore. So one day I walked into my first hour class late and the teacher said "Ms. Norris I suggest if you're going to be late to my class that you not come at all." Three days later I walk back into the class for the first time since then and he says "Ms. Norris, where have you been?" And I said with big eyes and my eyelashes fluttering, but a totally straight face otherwise "Well sir you told me if I was going to be late not to come." And then gave him a sweet smile. He shut up. And the kids in my class realized that I wasn't quite the good girl they thought I was. I actually got a little more respect from them after that and a couple other times when I got a little mouthy. Oddly enough...I got more respect from the teacher too. :)

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Updated On: 6/12/20 at 01:47 PM

Luscious, I was like you in High School I didn't get super lippy until senior year because I was sick of the whole deal.

In my Journalism class my instructor Ms. Cawthorne (a raging bitch who never seemed to be off her period) said something rude about my writing style. She said that I wrote well enough for a small child or G. Bush to understand. I was totally pissed and seething from her comment, and sitting in the back of the class I said to my friends "Cawthorne can SUCK it!!" She must have heard me from the front of class because she asked "S---a, did I hear you say something?" Now at this point any self preserving student would say nope I didn't say a word. But like I said, I was sick of her AND school so I told her: "Yes. I said you can SUCK it!!"

She gave me detention after school which was fine cuz some of my friends from music class were there and we sang like drunken fools that afternoon.

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Updated On: 3/3/09 at 01:54 PM

Oh man I remember Senioritis. Good times.

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