I Enjoy Being A Girl- Page 104

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:02pm

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 02:02 PM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:06pm

Be good!

Riiiight.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:06pm

Krissy, I knew my role in school and played it well...the class clown who sat at the back making observations and cracking jokes about people. I actually almost won "Funniest Girl" in my senior yearbook superlatives, but I was beat out by some backwoods mutant monkey girl who, to me, was only funny looking. Whatevs...I was robbed!!!

Updated On: 3/3/09 at 02:06 PM

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:08pm

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 02:08 PM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:10pm

I was beat out by some backwoods monkey girl who, to me, was only funny looking.

HAHAHAHAHA monkey girl, I love it!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:23pm

HAHAHAHAHA monkey girl, I love it!

Yep she was a monkey girl, but I dare not say that sh*t to her face!!!

That girl was on the basketball team and built like Mike Tyson. It's one thing to be funny behind people's backs with your music and theater nerd buddies...it's quite another to be confronted and pummeled by someone with, as Jerry Seinfeld would say, MAN HANDS!!!!

Updated On: 3/3/09 at 02:23 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:42pm

LOL!!!

[25th Annual Speller]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:45pm

haha. Monkey girl! We had nominations for the best in class whatever today. I'm hoping to win beat dressed, but in a class of 600 it's all a popularity contest and I'm not one of the most popular people in school. Haha. Whatever

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:48pm

I was nominated for Biggest Flirt, but I really don't know why.

And I didn't get it. The girl who did, Tammy Chance, ended up 7 months preggo by the time we graduated. Yeah. Me thinks she did more than flirt.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 2:51pm

Yeah apparently your girl Tammy gave up the milk, the cow, chickens AND goats!!!

I always thought it was funny that guys always seemed to want to go out with the girls who gave them more crabs than a seafood joint. Jeez sometimes you've just gotta UP your standards and say no to an easy piece.

Updated On: 3/3/09 at 02:51 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:04pm

HA! True!

OK girls, I'm heading out to karate. It's "bring a friend week" so I have to go pick up Henry's friend Justin. Lata!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:08pm

as Jerry Seinfeld would say, MAN HANDS!!!!

Omg Tofu, you're a Seinfeld fan?! I know every episode by heart.

And in high school I was voted "Best Smile". Probably because I have a huuuuge mouth with lots of teeth LOL I actually got called "Mister Ed" when I was younger, but I just think it's funny now.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:18pm

BB, because of Elaine, much like everyone at the time, I started saying Yadda Yadda Yadda, and still do.

Kids in school can be really unkind and unimaginative for that matter. They used to called me 4-eyes in elementary school. They weren't the smartest or most creative bunch.

[clever name]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:21pm

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:27pm

First of all Tofu, Elaine is my idol in life.

Secondly, I agree that kids can be very unimaginative when it comes to making fun of people. For example, my last name looks like it would be pronounced like Steve Urkel from Family Matters. So I would ALWAYS get kids asking me "Do you have a brother named Steve?" Real original everybody, I've never heard that one before. *cue the slow clap*

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:34pm

BB, I know what you mean!!

I'm gonna take a big risk with this but my last name is *whispering* smiley, and kids would always ask me: "Hey why aren't ya smiling?" while laughing and pointing. I'd simply say" "Because I can see your face." Classic!!!

[clever name]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:39pm

you guys didn't get my Seinfeld reference

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:44pm

HAHAHAHA I TOTALLY MISSED IT CLEVER! I should be ashamed of myself.

By the way, my sister got me Seinfeld Scene It for Christmas and I dominate!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:46pm

OMG Clever I'm so sorry. At first I was like WTF? Then I totally got it. LOL!!!

[clever name]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 3:51pm

Thank you, ladies!

I don't think a day goes by that I don't say some quote from that show!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 4:01pm

God I wish I could dance like her.

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 4:03pm

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 04:03 PM

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 4:06pm

aww man Schmerg. I'm all dissappointed now. JM is back

It literally took me forever to realize that JM stood for Javerrance Mann. (Okay, not LITERALLY, but you get my drift.) I was like "... James Madison? Jim Morrison?..."

Tofu, when I was in eighth grade, I had this ridiculous friend named Reed who was the biggest class clown ever-- I'd known him since I was seven or so. Anyway, he and I were the biggest troublemakers, and the teacher would rotate us around to different seats every week so we wouldn't always distract the people next to us. One day, he accidentally put us at the same table. Anyway, we were goofing off and being ridiculous the whole class, so he gave our entire table lunch detention.

We came in at lunch, and Reed and I making ridiculous faces while we ate our food and generally eating in a stupid, silly way. (Remember, I was thirteen at the time!) We made everyone else laugh, so the whole table got lunch detention again for the next day.

Well, this pattern repeated for FIVE DAYS. On the fifth day, we finally made the teacher laugh, and he said that since he'd started laughing too, he wasn't going to give anyone else detention. I haven't had detention since then, but man, it was fun.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 4:07pm

The one about the wedding in india where the whole episode is reversed.

I love that one! Kramer keeps thinking he's gonna drop dead and he has that huge a** lollipop! But my absolute favorite is the Soup Nazi episode. A close second is when Kramer and George's dad decide to make a bra for men. But they can't decide on a name for it: the bro vs. the manssiere. Classic.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 3/3/09 at 4:08pm

By the way, while I'm talking about middle school... I won the most mysterious superlative ever-- "Most Likely To Be On The News."

As what? A bank robber? A president? A philanthropist? A heroic passerby? A serial killer? A... newscaster?