Morning ladies! I'm eating my cereal then off to work! I hope everyone has a wonderful morning
And I'm glad I could make everyone laugh yesterday haha
Morning everyone! Glad you are feeling better Maisie - and yuck about all the makeup work! I'm still finding it brutal to get up in the morning!! I can't wait till the light is back - I hate waking up in the dark!
I really need to lay off the wine. I'm so tired today.
Aww Maisie! I can't believe you're still feeling so horrible Feel better soon sweetheart!
Danmag, I HATE how dark it is too! And it doesn't help that it's rainy. All I wanna do is curl up on my couch with a hot cup of coffee and my Grey's Anatomy DVDs.
I know BB! This is a day for a nap, no doubt about it! I thought it was supposed to be nice and warm today??? Why do I even pay attention to the weather people....
Good morning girls!
I'm opperating on, like, four hours of sleep today because the wind sounded like it was going to take my roof off last night.... yeash.
I'm also kinda annoyed because I ordered my new laptop last night, but they won't ship it till the 31st! WTF? And they won't charge my card until the ship it, so I have to remember that I have $450 less in my checkings until then.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuBroadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Hey ladies!!!
Well I just got back from brunch at a cafe with a friend...and I use the term "friend" loosely. In fact she's more of a "Frenemy" but since I don't know a whole lot of people down here that I can actually be myself around, I'll take what I can get.
I ordered some Belgian waffles and a Mimosa for brunch, and this bitch has the nerve to ask me: "So WTF happened to your diet...are you eating for 2!!" I was totally flabbergasted because not five seconds ago this cheap slag basically ordered an entire pig with French toast and a small side of hash browns!!! It actually didn't bother me about the whole "eating for 2" thing since I haven't come out to her (and seeing as how she's such a raging bitch, I doubt that I will since she thinks I'm straight). But for goodness sake she out weighs me by at least 15 pounds and is about 4 or 5 inches shorter than me. Since I'm 5'9" I tend to look kinda lean anyway. But she had the audacity to call me out like that?! UGH!!!!
Not only was she harping on me about my eating habits but then she called me, and I quote, a "drunky" for having a Mimosa with brunch. Of course she was overly dramatic and said that every time she sees me I have a drink in my hand. What a hypocrite!!! I've had to hold her hair while she puked in the toilet after a few too many.
The thing is, I really thought she was a nice person and interesting when I first met her. But then she turned into a MOFO, especially towards me which is crazy since I haven't done anything to her. If she can be so rude without provocation, I'd hate to see what would happen if I sucker punched her in the face.
I really needed to vent because it was kind of a crappy way to start the day. Not to mention that when I got home my grandmother called and told me that my uncle is in the hospital so I might be going up to VA to see him later this evening :-/
But I hope everyone has a great day nonetheless.
Tofu I would have cut the b*tch with my knife, and then cut up those delicious sounding Belgian Waffles!
"If she can be so rude without provocation, I'd hate to see what would happen if I sucker punched her in the face."
Haha...Tofu and this is why we love you! :) Forget that b*tch...she must be incredibly insecure or jealous.
BB- You're hysterical.
tofu, That sounds like a frenemy, alright! We will now just refer to her as MOFO around here. What is it about girls and the passive agressive friendships that develop?
and Im sorry about your uncle. Keep us posted how he is doing.
BB is right Tofu. You should have stabbed the b*tch. Unbelievable!
I agree!
OK, it is so windy here today it sounds like the house is going to implode.
Ugh. I hate windy days. I live in a neighborhood full of huge old trees, and the wind has twice blown them down on my house. Not good...
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Thanks guys.
I swear by nature I'm a really gentle if not passive person, but Jesus Christ sometimes I just have that uncontrollable urge to punch her [MOFO] directly in the throat with my knuckles!!! I honestly thought I'd be done with those bitchy girls like the ones from High School...but NO!! They follow you from High School to college and to the real world, and just seem to get more brazen in their insults.
Tofu, sad to say, I'm 44 and know plenty of back-stabbing bitchy women. I don't think that every really goes away.
Hmmm, may I play devil's advocate for a minute? Never having grown any real emotional maturity since being 14 years old, my friend-to-friend interactions (and admirer-to-object-of-affection interactions, but a billion times moreso!) tend to be the verbal equivalent of dipping a girl's pigtails in the inkwell because it just doesn't seem right or easy to say "I like you, as in, I *like you* like you". I'm not saying she *likes you* likes you (hey, maybe she does!), but there's a chance she's possibly not being intentionally bitchy, and/or good-natured bitchiness is the order of the day in her normal social circle (srsly, one of my social circles say the meanest things about each other ALL THE TIME; I think there's even a Something Positive strip that covers this brand of friendship) and she's treating you like that because that's how she treats everyone she likes, but not in the mean way it's coming out.
However, a lot is in the intonation, so it really could be that she's just a hypocritical bitch. But there's a chance she doesn't realise she's being offensive and genuinely thinks she's being super-friendly with you in a way that makes sense to her but not to you, because she didn't think to let you in on - or check you were okay with - the joke.
Did that make sense? I get wordy sometimes. :/
I would have probably chucked a salt or pepper shaker at her and said "EXCUSE ME?!" She sounds like a real pain in the you-know-what.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuBroadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Weez don't worry I totally got what you were saying.
Like I said before she thinks I'm straight (at least I think she does), which is really weird because it's kinda obvious that I'm not. But then again very few people pick up on that anyway. And if she *likes me* likes me, with the way she acts I'd have a hard time distinguishing affection for sheer hatred anyway.
As you all know I like to people watch, and I've seen her interact with some of our other friends or strangers or whomever, and she seems like one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet...to everyone BUT ME!!! I tried to figure out why she is the way she is toward me like maybe I made a "Yo Mama Joke" or whatever but I can honestly say I haven't done anything to make her a frenemy.
Not to sound all "high school shrink" or anything, but she's probably just jealous of you for something.
Hey, maybe she *does* *like you* like you, and can't quite handle that. ;D
Okay, so my sister is ill, and her husband is ill, so her kids are staying the night over here. My niece will be sharing my room, and the baby just vomited up about 60% of everything he's eaten today and proceeded to laugh about it while my mum ran around cleaning up. Thank heaven for hardwood floors is all I can say! Also thank heaven I can steal my mum's car and go see Watchmen instead of being forced heartlessly out of my sanctum when the niece goes to bed four hours earlier than I usually do. :3
And some people honestly think I'm going to change my mind about not having children. Oh people, you are silly sometimes. XD
My niece will be sharing my room, and the baby just vomited up about 60% of everything he's eaten today and proceeded to laugh about it while my mum ran around cleaning up.
Ewwwww.
And now my niece has joined in the sickness frenzy; lord knows why the weeping child with fear of imminent vomiting decides to come to *me* rather than one of her grandparents, but oh well. I foresee a fun night ahead in the Weez family domicile, and hope things remain stable for the next ten minutes so I can sneak out to the cinema before it all gets worse. (I'm joking. Mostly. O_O)
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