My daughter would SO want that "I Suck At Life" T shirt.
haha. your daughter?
And I agree that boys suck!
Hi girls! Just checking in! How is everyone? I miss you guys!
Hi Maise! No, we are getting together Thursday night. We were at my grandmother's over the weekend for Easter, and going to the Baltimore Aquarium tomorrow. Then Wednesday we are going shopping....my hubby gave me a $150 gift card to Ann Taylor Loft and they just opened a new store at the Outlet Mall here...yeah!
Thursday I'm meeting some sorority sisters for lunch and then luscious for drinks! YAY!
Now that I've informed you all of the itinerary for my next few days.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Hey Stockard, we miss you too...and of course Danmag as well.
EDIT: Sheesh you're lucky Stockard, I miss the Inner Harbor sooooo much in Baltimore. Since I'm a nerd I used to go to the Science Center with my friends then I'd magically turn into an adult again and head over to the ESPN Zone or the Hard Rock and get a drink.
Stockard and Danmag!! Come back!!! I miss you guys. :)
LOL!
tofu, we are going to go to Fuddrucker's after the aquarium because Henry is obsessed with hamburgers right now. I will be having a beer for sure. I'd love to just go to the ESPN zone, but whatever.
Right now this cardinal is flying repeatedly into the window at my mom's house. It's bizarre. I can't believe the damn thing is still alive.
Birds confuse me almost as much as men do. I hit one today...it was standing in the middle of the road. It never moved. It had wings. There is just no excuse for that.
I miss Danmag and Stockard (even though she's here now) too! The Baltimore aquarium is so much fun, I remember going there when I was little! Henry will love it. And Fuddrucker's is awesome.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Jag, when I first read your post I don't know why but I pictured you hitting a GUY with your car..."standing in the middle of the road...it never moved...it had wings..." It cracked me up for whatever reason. Sometimes I think some guys are dumb enough to just stand in the middle of the street and get clipped in the knee cap by a car. My cousin in Philadelphia for instance (don't tell him I told you). He told me he was on a super busy street while on his cell phone and wasn't looking at oncoming traffic. He took a step out and *KA-BIFF* clipped in the knee cap. IDIOT!!!
Oh and when I first heard of Fuddrucker's in Baltimore I called it F*ckers by accident...well sort of.
Agh, I love the Inner Harbor! Yummy food, cute boats, nice aquarium and zoo, lovely science museum.
Killertofu... the guy with wings in the middle of the road totally made me laugh out loud. But I couldn't explain why I laughed when my mom asked.
HA! That's an awesome visual...and one I'd like to turn into reality with a certain dude who I've been commiserating with. Just...damn. So annoying.
tofu, that story brought me more entertainment than it should have. I know multiple guys who would do that.
HAHAHA that visual of the guy with wings getting hit by Jag's car is perfect.
I remember one time in Wildwood my sister and I committed seagull genocide. Some idiots were feeding seagulls a FEAST in the middle of the road and I was driving. I was pissed that they were feeding the seagulls, so I sped up. None of the seagulls moved, of course. So my sister and I are flying down Garfield Ave screaming our heads off and all these seagulls are going up and over my windshield! When we got out of the car there were two stuck in the grill...ewwwwww! I called my uncle to get them out with a stick LOL good times
BB, as a fellow Jersey shore girl, let me congratulate you and say that every one of those seagulls deserved to die. Air rats. Hate 'em.
Miss you girls too - I'd be on more often but I loathe my parents crappy computer. Plus it's good to do the computer detox every so often!
Going on an airboat ride in the Everglades today. Unless I can get out of it and make my dad take the kids (that is my hope).
Is it pouring rain where anyone else is? I should have taken a personal day to lay on the couch and read a good book LOL this weather is miserable. I think we could all use this to wake us up.
Hello girls,
I think we might be doing The Wedding Singer as our show next year. I'm majority excited.... I love the 80's!
I'm going to relax for a while and then go downtown to look at character shoes. Tuesdays are so much better then Mondays!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
Hi all! It's been a while since I've said hello, so...hello! :)
I was just talking to my roomie about hitting birds with your car. My drivers ed instructor told us that it was nearly impossible (because all the tender-hearted girls in the car kept trying to brake or slow down for the birds in the road and he thought we'd get ourselves killed). He said I dare you to try and hit a bird. But see...he was wrong! BB proves that! :)
L- I'm pretty sure the only reason they didn't move was because there was food in the road LOL, but I'm thrilled to prove your drivers ed instructor wrong! Seriously though, there must have been 100 of them. It was f*cking crazy.
Kels- That's exciting! My old high school just did The Wedding Singer. They were the first high school in the nation to get the rights...and they murdered it haha it was awful. Is it your college that got the rights?
Maisie- Olive Garden sounds wonderful right now! Their salad and breadsticks are addicting.
Its raining here too But that means its perfect weather for 2 things. Soup and a Movie. OH! And a nap! So I think I might head to Panera later, and then watch Doubt and take a nap before I do work.
And Maisie, those breadsticks are sooooo good!
BB - that picture... SO GOOD LOOKING! lol
Kels - Yes, tuesdays rock! I only have one class today so I pretty much do my work and relax! woo!
Oooh Piano I've heard great things about Doubt! I've been dying to see it! The only thing I've got planned after work is dragging my butt to the gym.
By the way, my uncle asked me to dog sit for a few days next week...and I've never had a dog. He convinced me by saying I could drink all the boxed wine I could find.
I love seagulls. And pigeons. I know they're vermin, but they're so ridiculous they make me laugh almost as much as the visual of a guy just standing in the middle of the road, not moving, with wings (which is cracking me up more and more the more I think about it; I actually have tears running down my face right now XD). Bath has loads of seagulls and pigeons. Since moving away, the only birds I see regularly are red kites and ducks (and magpies, but I don't think they conjure up the right twee image). Stupid Enid Blyton country...
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Good afternoon everyone I hope your day is going as well as mine
I honestly just woke up maybe 20 minutes ago *yawn* I was up last night until quarter to four. I think I have a crazy form of insomnia where I just don't get sleepy until the clock strikes 4am. Oh well since I couldn't sleep I watched Cool Hand Luke for the seventh time. Paul Newman was GAW-GEOUS back in the day!!!
BB, Have fun dog sitting...that's code for consuming obscene amounts of boxed wine. I always thought it was kinda weird drinking wine from a receptacle that has a spout like a cooler at a kid's T-Ball game. :-/
I lied, screw going out to panera lol I decided to make a buffalo chicken salad, mmm
And BB, don't get too crunk while dog sitting lol
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