I Enjoy Being A Girl- Page 167

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 10:06am

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:06 AM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 11:11am

What a dumb bird.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 11:36am

OMG, I just read the whole enchilada story. LMFAO!

And yes, the bird is still flying into the window. It's been doing it off and on for like 2 years.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 11:45am

That happened to my grandparents for a while. They finally figured out that birds were flying into the window because they had a miniature figurine of a bird bath with a bird sitting on it. But unless you've got something at the window attracting the bird Stock, I think it's just dumb.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 12:02pm

The only thing my mom can think of is that the bird sees it's reflection and thinks it's another male cardinal. Yep. I think he's just stupid.

[lusciouslace]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 1:44pm

Stockard- I wonder if your mom can put something on the window to either keep it from seeing it's reflection or to make it not so clear so that it doesn't think it's flying into the air when it's flying into the glass. It might now have been a stupid bird the first time...but after two years...he's definitely got some serious brain damage.

Schmerg- Yep definitely trying to flirt with you. But I do like your "So...your enchiladas...do you play the lute?" Love it.

Tofu- LMAO you always crack me up girl

JAG- Hmmm I think I want more details on your curious waiter incident this weekend. Hehe. :)

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 1:50pm

Jag, I second L's request. More details please.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 3:26pm

LOL! I was out with a few friends on Saturday at home, and when I was looking at the menu I saw a beer called Milkshake Something-or-Other. Obviously, I thought this was a weird name, so I asked my friend about it. One of the waiters walking by overheard me (not our waiter, keep in mind), and proceeded to bring me samples of it, and generally chat me up about this "beer." I didn't really think anything of it, but later our waitress comes up and said that I didn't have to pay for any of my drinks, because the other waiter would put them on his tab. This was totally awesome, so I got up to go find him and thank him, at which point he grabbed me, threw me into this nook thing between the kitchen and bathroom hallway, and started to make out with me/feel me up pretty rabidly. He wasn't overly cute, but I went with it. FREE DRINKS! After like 5 minutes, I told him he should probably go back to work, and then I disappeared all-mysterious-like into the night. Or rather, my friends were pissed because they wanted to leave and couldn't find me, and forced me to go. I think if I go back there, I could get laid in that nook. And I still don't know what that dude's name was. Pretty PG-13 for me, but so it goes.

Schmerg, if Antonio had known what he was doing, this would have happened to you!
Updated On: 4/15/09 at 03:26 PM

[clever name]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 3:50pm

Oh, my God, Jag!! That story is so..so..RAWR!!! ( is that the correct spelling for a growl?) Are you going to go back to that place?


Hey, did danmag ever get out of that everglade boat ride? lol

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 3:58pm

Jag that's awesome. And I agree with you, FREE DRINKS!

Schmerg, if Antonio had known what he was doing, this would have happened to you!

Don't scare her! She's still young and innocent! LOL

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 3:59pm

JAG..that sounds insanely fun! I would've went with it too.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 4:14pm

Jag, that is CLASSIC! I love it!

[danmag]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 4:54pm

Good Lord, you miss alot when you are away for a while!!!

You all crack me up! And Clever, I survived the airboat, but only saw one sleepy alligator. LAME!!!

Hope everyone is having a great day (is it Wednesday?? I have been lost in time ever since I got down here...)

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 4:54pm

JAG, that is too funny... and awesome!

I just ran into one of my Grease kids and we started talking about the one girl in the whole cast that got on my nerves. This girl was cast as the radio voice for "Raining on Prom Night" and Vince Fontain, and she made this whole stink about being on stage AS A GIRL for the song (and she wanted a blue dress with a matching umbrella...). I kept telling her and telling her that it wasn't possible because she had to be a guy 30 seconds later, but she went over my head and pressured one of the other directors into letting her be onstage with a raincoat on. Well, every who I talked to after the show didn't understand why Vince Fontain was singing Raining on Prom night! Well, my friend just told me that she has been going around saying that the whole thing was MY idea!
That little brat is getting cast as a tree next year if she gets cast at all!

[lusciouslace]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 5:29pm

withoutlove- Totally...make her rock. Annoying!

JAG- Damn I miss college! Haha...things like that used to happen to me too. Sigh...a long time ago. I should go back to Mexico...that happened A LOT there. :)

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 6:28pm

I will not put up with that kind of bratty behaviour! I'm really easy to work with until you try to go above my authority... then I get POed.

I have so much work to do in the next 48 hours and my clingy friend is trying to get me to come over and watch a movie. She is guilt tripping me because suddenly she says she might get fired (even though she just got a raise)... every week it's something different drama, drama, drama.

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 9:11pm

retail therapy....
Just bought this bag!
Betsey Johnson Bag

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 9:49pm

Ha, I actually assumed that Antonio was either hitting on me or my friend, but I didn't want to actually say that because it would make me sound like one of those obnoxious girls who thinks everyone loves them.

I love that bag-- especially the black and white border. I'm not really a purse/bag person, but I bought one the other day.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 10:24pm

Oh Schmergy, we'd never think that about you!

So remember that boy that I met at my Seussical callback who was flirting with me but had a girlfriend? (I'm pretty sure I told that story...) Well he found me on facebook. And when I say found, I mean HUNTED DOWN. There's no way he could have easily found me. We only have 2 mutual friends, and they're people that I never ever ever talk to. Then he goes on to facebook chat with me and the whole time I have to look at his stupid status which says "I love Dawn!!"

Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame...

[justagirl2]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 10:39pm

bb, that blows. Sounds like Dawn has him in a chokehold. So transparent.

Cute bag, Kels! Betsey Johnson is so fun. I can never pull off her stuff, but I LOVE it. Sounds like you need after dealing with that little c-u-next-tuesday too.

Schmerg, you wouldn't sound like one of those girls anyway. My roommate is totally one of those chicks. Every guy is hitting on her, at all times, even the ones who give her the finger while driving! That happened today and she tried to spin it that he was being "sexually vulgar." Girl, I think he was just pissed off at you.

clever, I refuse to go back there. Unless I'm really sexually frustrated. SO awkward!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 4/15/09 at 10:53pm

Yeah JAG, I love Betsey Johnson... I am known for my kooky sence of style, so I can wear her stuff without looking too redicuous!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 4/16/09 at 1:07am

Jag I must say...you are now officially my HERO!!! Kudos to you and the fierce makeout session. Having a place or guy like that where you know you could "get some" if you had to is always nice to have on the back burner...or so I'm told . I promise by nature I'm a really good girl, except for those few moments when I'm just down right raunchy!! I can't actually recall a time when I had a super exposed makeout session with someone in public. Then again alcohol has been involved in a couple of my escapades. For all I know I could have made out with a chick that had a mullet, a wife beater and a snaggletooth. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with that if you're into it, straight or gay, but it's not my cup 'o' tea. Rhonda who's taking classes at the local trucking school doesn't exactly get me goin' if you know what I mean.

Maisie & Schmerg I CANNOT stress this enough...do as I say and not as I do!!!!

BB, I have to agree that whole situation is really LAME!!! It's like when someone's in love they're walking on clouds and totally oblivious to the fact that you might like them and it makes you uncomfortable to be around them. It's as if every time you're with them the first thing that flies out of their mouth is "Oh my gosh look what so-and-so bought me isn't it cute?" or "Isn't my BF or GF the greatest?!" And all you can think is "Dear GOD you have a beautiful mouth...I want to pounce on you like a cheetah but you keep talking about your f*cking girlfriend!!!" Wow I flew off the handle there didn't I? I think this subject hit a little too close to home *sigh*

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/16/09 at 8:55am

Love the bag Kels! And you got it for a song!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 4/16/09 at 9:33am

For all I know I could have made out with a chick that had a mullet, a wife beater and a snaggletooth.

HAHAHAHHAHAA that just made me die for some reason

And Tofu, I just want to be like "STOP. YOU ARE BASICALLY MARRIED." But he's really cute so I'll just go along with it for now LOL

[Pianolin717]

Posted: 4/16/09 at 9:36am

ahh! Ladies! I have an Italian presentation in 20 minutes! Its my first one, I'm SO NERVOUS! Wish me luck!