Okay, y'all I have a situation of sorts...
I have this friend, I'll call her A, and A is the kind of friend that you love dearly but you need breaks from because she is kinda insane! I'm at the point where I need a break, but she is the most clingy person on the planet! Like everyday there's more drama... everytime she stays at my house she spends hours screaming at her boyfriend (I have even gotten a noise complaint from one of my neighbors!)... and she just texted me and said her car caught on fire (WTF?!).
She txts me as early as 7 in the morning and if I don't respond within a half hour she calls me. I don't want to loose her as a friend, but she is driving me NUTS! Any advice?
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu