I don't want to seem insensitive here, Schmerg, but I find it somewhat amusing that you had period problems during Macbeth! I mean, that's like Shakespeare's big "Bloodbath Play."
LL, thank goodness you have a hospital like Johns Hopkins to go to. (The hospital ranked #1 in more treatment areas than any other hospital in the USA.)
THIS is hilarious:
"If I had zero self respect, I'd lick someone elses fingers after they'd had a Hershey's Almond bar. TOFU, you go, girl!
Dan, are you talking about the Melting Pot in Germantown? That's where we always used to go. Oh, and that thing about having something sweet after lunch and dinner must be a "Philly Thing" because I am now that way because of my husband. Before I met him, I never ate dessert! (It's so nice to have someone else to blame this on.

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Just remember that all the things we, as women, have to endure, contribute to our being the stronger sex. My husband says, "I'm DYING!" when he has the flu. (I'm not kidding.) He could never deal with a period, let alone childbirth!
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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