Once a "so-called" friend told me to taste test a small piece of an orange pepper. I thought it looked Ok because I mistook it for a bell pepper. This b*tch failed to tell me that is was in actuality a Habanero pepper!!! It completely annihilated my mouth. Of course I did the first wackadoo thing possible and drank crazy amounts of water. Then I wised up and drank milk to help the fire in my mouth subside, which was disgusting because I hate milk!!
Omg Luscious, we totally could have hung together. I was kind of undercover myself because #1: I have glasses, so automatically everyone assumes you're good or at least smart. #2: I kept my grades up and was on the yearbook, newspaper and literary magazine staff. #3: I grew up the good Christian girl.
No one knew what I was doing before school with my friends. Let's just say once I let peer pressure get the best of me one morning and I was like a KITE during 1st period 12th grade English. I thought the blackboard was moving on its own accord while reading
Civil Disobedience!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 2/17/09 at 01:59 PM