I Enjoy Being A Girl- Page 98

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 8:01pm

My friend is staying at my place tonight cause she's having boy trouble.... I told her who isn't these days!

Aww withoutlove, we're both having sleepovers! LOL and it's so true about boy trouble. My trouble is that I can't find one haha. But as for my friend that's sleeping over, she's having girl trouble.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 8:22pm

But as for my friend that's sleeping over, she's having girl trouble.

I think my heart just did a little pitter-patter and a flip. YAY!!!!

Tell your friend Tofu says hi, and to call me



P.S: She looks NOTHING like me...no offense to her, but DAMN!!

Updated On: 3/1/09 at 08:22 PM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 8:44pm

LOL Tofu you two would totally get along! And she's adorable! (She's the one on the left)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30165500&l=bab23&id=1476300254

Move to Philly and I'll introduce you haha

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 8:59pm

Ummm BB, please don't hate me...but your friend is sooooo HOT!!! Like not even funny hot. God I feel all pervy now ogling and what not. Now I'm gonna go shower to get the "Dirty Whore" off of me and wallow in my self-pity with some white wine and Law & Order reruns. :-/

Updated On: 3/1/09 at 08:59 PM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 9:13pm

LOL I could never hate you Tofu! And I don't think it's pervy at all, considering the rest of us have posted countless pictures of hot guys on this thread.

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 9:21pm

Yeah... some of my guy friends are trying to turn me into a lesbian....yeah. fuuunn.
Men and their fantasies!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:00pm

This one freshman guy on my bus keeps telling me that I'd be a great lesbian. He's really disturbing and calls me "Green Jacket, Big Tits" even when I'm not wearing a green jacket. He keeps talking about me to other people, saying that I'm the "straightest lesbian in the world" and the "hottest lesbian he knows," which totally doesn't make sense, because I'm neither a lesbian nor hot. Also, he sounds exactly like Potter Puppet Pals Snape.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:03pm

And I don't think it's pervy at all, considering the rest of us have posted countless pictures of hot guys on this thread.

Yeah no kidding!!! LOL

During those particular times you'll notice that I made myself pretty scarce to let y'all have your fun :-P

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:06pm

Wait, I have to bring back the picture of Adrien Brody (who always looks like how I imagine Remus Lupin from Harry Potter) and his asymmetrical nipples, if you'll excuse me:

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:18pm

All right that friggin' tears IT!! I'm posting all the naughty pics I can muster!!!

Natalie Portman:


Missy Higgins:


Meagan Good:


I'm shallow...and I'm Ok with it!!!!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:28pm

"Also, he sounds exactly like Potter Puppet Pals Snape."

Haha I can so picture that! ewwww.

I am straight but I can appreciate beautiful women (like Kristen Bell... seriously I have a little crush on her ).

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:29pm

OMG MISSY HIGGINS!!! Tofu, me and my friend (the one you were ogling over earlier) are seeing her on Thursday!! I would totally turn for Missy.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:33pm

OMG Kristen Bell?! Do I even have to say anything else? So beautiful.

BB, seriously who WOULDN'T turn for Missy?! Gay men would give up their Boy Butter for Missy Higgins she's so cute. I wanna put her in my pocket and just carry her around. Compared to her I'm probably a giant, so it might be possible. Plus she's Australian...and you know me and accents...GRRRRR!!!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:36pm

I agree tofu.... your are so right about accents (on anyone, they are just sexy!)

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:37pm

Well I'm to old and set in my ways to turn for anyone, but I can certainly appreciate female beauty.

And BB, you're friend is adorable, and tofu definitely needs to meet her!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:44pm

Thanks for the plug Stockard...I owe-ya one!!! LOL

Withoutlove, I love accents on ANYONE...even guys, 'cause I know they've got a sister or a female cousin some where down the line YAY!!!

No matter where you are there's always a girl who digs girls somewhere...it's just super hard to find them. I wish there was a nature show on the Discovery Channel or something where the host says: "Wow, look at them in their natural habitat...the fruit and vegetable section at Whole Foods...let's get a closer look shall we?

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:46pm

Haha Tofu! I wish they had that for non-crazy, straight, single guys as well!

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:47pm

LOL tofu!! That made me bust out laughing!

I'm not gay, but I have a bunch of girl crushes on several female celebrities including Kristen Bell..she is stunning!

I also have a huge one on Kate Winslet..my god I love her!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:49pm

I am sooo glad I'm not the only one with a girl crush on Kristen Bell! She's is so gorgeous and funny! LOL :-p

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/1/09 at 10:53pm

Haha Tofu! I wish they had that for non-crazy, straight, single guys as well!

Whoa Withoutlove hold your horses...you're going for the trifecta and I think at best you'll only get 2 outta 3!! You've gotta choose:

1) Non-Crazy, straight, but has been married for 3 years to a stick figure trophy wife.

2)Straight, single, but full-on BONKERS with a tendency to punch walls when angry or drunk.

3) Non-crazy, single, but enjoys a firm smack on the ass from a BEAR!! (If you don't know what a BEAR is...don't look it up!!!)

You can't have your cake and eat it too!!!

Updated On: 3/1/09 at 10:53 PM

[justagirl2]

Posted: 3/2/09 at 12:11am

LOL, tofu. I agree. I'd say a three out of three is definitely a rare find...possible, but a myth. Kind of like that Richard Gere/gerbil story. I want to believe it for my own amusement, but alas, I don't want to get my hopes up.

I have tons of girl crushes! I obviously love dudes, but females are so much more beautiful (and smarter, and less ridiculous). My top picks are Charlize Theron and Gisele Bundchen. So gorgeous.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 3/2/09 at 12:45am

LOL, tofu. I agree. I'd say a three out of three is definitely a rare find...possible, but a myth.

Yeah those kinds of guys are definitely mythical...like unicorns, which are basically horses with f*cked up foreheads. Or like newborn puppies that are house-broken straight from the womb.

Side Note: Don't some women (married to or cohabiting with a man) still have to tell their men to put the toilet seat down and NOT to drip on the seat?! I swear, you'd think with the amount of "Shoot 'Em Up" video games guys play they'd be able to at least aim for a porcelain pool of water...but alas some just can't seem to keep it c*cked locked and the barrel steady!!!

[nygrl232]

Posted: 3/2/09 at 2:36am

I hate Kristin Bell. She's so......smug. So is Adrian Brody. Nice body on him, though. I enjoy envisioning a face out of his manly frontals. Looks kinda like a fish, actually.

I have no luck with guys...actually no luck with people in general, and it's becoming clear why. Well, I've suspected why for a while, but now it's finally gelling. And one thing i've learned is that it's okay to step up and be frank about how i feel about being treated badly. I never had much of a defense mechanism (had crap parents who didn't teach their kids a thing and then I moved away and took up the baton of cluelessness) but now I'm just honest. Takes time to learn diplomacy and not unleash years of pent-up anger, but practice is practice.

And I tend to mother people, which can be irritating, but I am not tolerant of the toilet seat drips and the generally unconscious behavior out there, from men or women. And there's loads of it. Men in particular are distracted and entitled. Women are competitive, phony and sabotaging. Not all men and women, but enough of them.

Takes patience to learn how to play this game of navigating the energies of the world. It'd be nice to take the day off, though. Jeez. I have my faults, but I try to attract and generate respect. And try, and try... urgh. I'm not too fond of the social trends...the guys with the trophy wives, the nutjobs with obsessive habits, the women who smile and swish around and it's all annoying to watch.

I'm probably never going to marry--never really put myself out there because it all seems too risky, and I've seen too many bad situations in my family. Among friends, the marriages seem to last so maybe it's just that ****e upbrining again.

Free association rulz.
Updated On: 3/2/09 at 02:36 AM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/2/09 at 7:20am

nygrl, are you my cousin? You sound exactly like her.......

Chin up, I know things can be hard but you seem like a kind person and we love ya.......

And my husband NEVER puts the toilet seat down.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/2/09 at 8:56am

Hi everyone! By some fluke, I'm getting internet in my mother's house, so I'm using it while I can. This morning it was freezing here!

I'm having a good time, and the best news is that my mother sold her house, which is an impossibility down here-WOOT! I hate that word woot but it seems appropriate somehow.

I'm afraid to read this thread for fear that I'll lose internet any minute, but I'll catch up when I get home Thursday~ Enjoy your day