#3201
Posted: 9/17/09 at 10:38pm
Maisie, that's wonderful!!!
Jag, that guy's a sphincter personified!!! Such a dick!!!!
Ok now I know I've officially been demoted to "Guest" status on this thread but I've been so busy that I can't see straight!!! I meant to tell you guys about this last week but like I said, busy busy busy. I was working a 12-hour shift at the hospital and it was really early and still dark outside when I went into a patient's room to get some blood cultures. I was getting blood from what I can only describe as a "Dirty Old F*cktard of a Man". His bed wasn't working and wouldn't raise up or go down with the remote control on the side so I had to bend down and get on my knees to search for a good vein. Now mind you up until this point I did engage in some harmless good-natured banter with said old man but things went a little further than they should have. If I had to guess I'd say he was around 60 or 65 years old which is obviously the age when men really could give two scrotums about not being inappropriate with a woman and feels like he can say any and everything he wants to without repercussions. Also he didn't look like the kind of old man where you can tell that he was probably really handsome in his hay-day. Instead he looked like he was ass-ugly from day one so ewww.
So let me set the scene for you: It's crazy early, I look cute in my blue Snoopy scrubs, and an old man is laid up in a hospital bed so I feel sympathetic. While I was kneeling down looking for a vein in his hand he winced and I told him not to worry, that it would only hurt for a second. Now in order to get the full effect I want you to read this aloud, in a Southern accent, in a gruff scratchy tone. He looked down at me smiled (only a few teeth rolling around in his head) and said: "You sho' look good down there on yo' knees little lady" then winked. What the hell do I say to that?! I kept my mouth shut but I said all I needed to say when I jabbed that f*ckin' needle in his hand!!!! Old dirty ass men...effing ridiculous.
Jag, that guy's a sphincter personified!!! Such a dick!!!!
Ok now I know I've officially been demoted to "Guest" status on this thread but I've been so busy that I can't see straight!!! I meant to tell you guys about this last week but like I said, busy busy busy. I was working a 12-hour shift at the hospital and it was really early and still dark outside when I went into a patient's room to get some blood cultures. I was getting blood from what I can only describe as a "Dirty Old F*cktard of a Man". His bed wasn't working and wouldn't raise up or go down with the remote control on the side so I had to bend down and get on my knees to search for a good vein. Now mind you up until this point I did engage in some harmless good-natured banter with said old man but things went a little further than they should have. If I had to guess I'd say he was around 60 or 65 years old which is obviously the age when men really could give two scrotums about not being inappropriate with a woman and feels like he can say any and everything he wants to without repercussions. Also he didn't look like the kind of old man where you can tell that he was probably really handsome in his hay-day. Instead he looked like he was ass-ugly from day one so ewww.
So let me set the scene for you: It's crazy early, I look cute in my blue Snoopy scrubs, and an old man is laid up in a hospital bed so I feel sympathetic. While I was kneeling down looking for a vein in his hand he winced and I told him not to worry, that it would only hurt for a second. Now in order to get the full effect I want you to read this aloud, in a Southern accent, in a gruff scratchy tone. He looked down at me smiled (only a few teeth rolling around in his head) and said: "You sho' look good down there on yo' knees little lady" then winked. What the hell do I say to that?! I kept my mouth shut but I said all I needed to say when I jabbed that f*ckin' needle in his hand!!!! Old dirty ass men...effing ridiculous.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
