I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!- Page 129
I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#3200happiness :D
Posted: 9/17/09 at 10:38pm
Maisie, that's wonderful!!!
Jag, that guy's a sphincter personified!!! Such a dick!!!!
Ok now I know I've officially been demoted to "Guest" status on this thread but I've been so busy that I can't see straight!!! I meant to tell you guys about this last week but like I said, busy busy busy. I was working a 12-hour shift at the hospital and it was really early and still dark outside when I went into a patient's room to get some blood cultures. I was getting blood from what I can only describe as a "Dirty Old F*cktard of a Man". His bed wasn't working and wouldn't raise up or go down with the remote control on the side so I had to bend down and get on my knees to search for a good vein. Now mind you up until this point I did engage in some harmless good-natured banter with said old man but things went a little further than they should have. If I had to guess I'd say he was around 60 or 65 years old which is obviously the age when men really could give two scrotums about not being inappropriate with a woman and feels like he can say any and everything he wants to without repercussions. Also he didn't look like the kind of old man where you can tell that he was probably really handsome in his hay-day. Instead he looked like he was ass-ugly from day one so ewww.
So let me set the scene for you: It's crazy early, I look cute in my blue Snoopy scrubs, and an old man is laid up in a hospital bed so I feel sympathetic. While I was kneeling down looking for a vein in his hand he winced and I told him not to worry, that it would only hurt for a second. Now in order to get the full effect I want you to read this aloud, in a Southern accent, in a gruff scratchy tone. He looked down at me smiled (only a few teeth rolling around in his head) and said: "You sho' look good down there on yo' knees little lady" then winked. What the hell do I say to that?! I kept my mouth shut but I said all I needed to say when I jabbed that f*ckin' needle in his hand!!!! Old dirty ass men...effing ridiculous.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#3201happiness :D
Posted: 9/17/09 at 11:55pmShould have pulled the plug on him, tofu.
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#3202happiness :D
Posted: 9/18/09 at 6:10am*Chokes* Eurgh!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#3203happiness :D
Posted: 9/18/09 at 7:05am
You should say something to your boss about that tofu. That's not right at all......
Although I will say that 60 is really not that old. I mean Michael Douglas is 65 and he's doin' Catherine Zeta Jones.
KFTC!!!!!
Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#3204happiness :D
Posted: 9/18/09 at 7:27am
"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."
Updated On: 12/1/12 at 07:27 AM
#3206happiness :D
Posted: 9/18/09 at 4:19pm
Ok, I am freaking out and need your advice....
Remember my creepy ex? the one who kept sending me friend requests after I removed him for being a pervy weirdo? well, I blocked him and thought that would be the end of that, but commented on a photo I tagged him in all pissed off and he txted me today being all "what's your problem?!" I txted him back saying he had the wrong number and I hope that will be the end of it.... but I have a bad feeling it won't. it's escalating and he's getting angrier and I am starting to be scared. What would you guys do if you were me?
EDIT: And now he sent me a message on my youtube account (I now have him blocked on there too). I feel like this is bordering on harassment.... I don't know if I should respond or keep ignoring him.... *sob*
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#3207happiness :D
Posted: 9/18/09 at 5:59pmThat's creepy, Kels. I'd probably send him a message telling him to leave you the eff alone or you're getting a restraining order.
KFTC!!!!!
#3208happiness :D
Posted: 9/19/09 at 3:13pmOh god, Kels! That's really scary! I read on your Twitter that your step-dad gave him a talking to? That's awesome...this guy has some serious problems. I really hope it works out.
#3209happiness :D
Posted: 9/20/09 at 9:05am
So, I FINALLY saw Next to Normal yesterday and it was just BRILLIANT! Everyone in the cast was perfect, the score is fabulous and I guess being a middle aged mother myself I found it incredibly relatable. Stockard, you would love it. You should definitely try to see it.
And even better, when my friend and I were leaving the theater who should be walking 3 feet in front of us? Aaron Tveit! We took lots of sneaky cell phone pics of his ass. We should have stopped him and asked to take a picture, but nerves overcame me!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#3211happiness :D
Posted: 9/20/09 at 11:50amI'm glad you liked it, danmag. Such a great show! Alice Ripley is amazing.
#3212happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 12:26pm
LOL oh Danmag... I bet you will never get a new phone w/o transferring that picture with it!
I saw Ingrid Michaelson on Saturday... Oh.. My... Gosh! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! Not to mention she is HILARIOUS! At the beginning, her ukulele wasn't working so she told a joke and she said "What do parsley and pubes have in common?" LOL this woman in the audience shouted "THEY ARE BOTH DELICIOUS!" and Ingrid was like "WTF?! GROSS! NO! You push them both aside and continue eating!" LOL ok, anyway, I forget which one of you is going to see her soon but you will LOOOOOOVE her!
Anyway, I hope everyone had a great weekend and has a good Monday! 
#3213happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 6:35pm
I JUST GOT ASKED TO HOMECOMING!!!
So my friend Kevin (my Sir Harry form Once Upon a Mattress) told me that he was going to give me his ipod so I could put a bunch of musicals on it, and he said to put them under the file "Claire". So I double click my name and it says "Will", so I click that, then "You", "Go", "To", "Homecoming", "With", "Me". Ahhhhhhhh I'm so excited. I've never had a date to homecoming! Aw. Ok. Yay. *squeals*
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
Updated On: 9/21/09 at 06:35 PM
#3214happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 6:38pmWell, that is just adorable, SAMN. Congrats on your date. :)
#3215happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 7:32pm
I told him it was very creative. I have about 522 songs put on his ipod so far, and I still have so many more albums to put on! It will already take more than 24 hours to listen to all of the music that's I out on. Heheheh!
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
Updated On: 9/21/09 at 07:32 PM
#3217happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 9:22pm
Ohhhhh, SAMN! That is ADORABLE!
I just got back from that ArtSpeak thing with Heidi Blickenstaff and Julia Murney. They are hilarious together!
I'm trying to decide who to ask to Homecoming... choosing between several different options... (all go to different schools, so I'd be the instigator unless last year's thing happened, where I asked the guy and he told me he didn't want to go because he'd been planning on asking me to his school's... so we went to his together!)
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#3218happiness :D
Posted: 9/21/09 at 10:49pm
These last couple of days have been my own little circle of hell!
Sooo... it appears that my best friend isn't speaking to me. He left to go back to school a couple weeks ago and I haven't talked to him since, which wouldn't be weird (we don't have the talk-every-single-day kinda relationship, but more of the call-and-i'll-be-there kind) but I sent him a looooong email about the harassment from asshat ex boyfriend incident and how I am still afraid that he'll come to Ithaca.... and I have received NOTHING back! Not a call, not a text, NOTHING!!! This was not my parents having another fight, this was not problems at work, this was a full out I-might-have-to-call-the-cops incident! I know he's busy, but HELL I am busy too! I may not be at some damn prestigious college, but I have a life... and I would have never blown him off like that. Things have been going south for about 6 months now... I didn't want to believe he would just stop talking to me or treat me like someone he barely knows, but that is what seems to be happening. When I told him I still had feeling for him and he told me he was gay I was so afraid that I had ruined our friendship.... he told me that nothing could do that.... I guess he lied to me. He didn't break my heart then.... but sure has now.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#3219happiness :D
Posted: 9/22/09 at 11:36am
SAMN, that is so cute! He sounds like a sweetheart!
Kels, that sucks! I'm sorry that you are hurt, but he sounds like he's not good enough for you. What's going on with the stalker?
KFTC!!!!!
#3220happiness :D
Posted: 9/22/09 at 2:20pm
Nothing new to report on the stalker front.... I think my stepdad scared him away.
So my crazy grandmother is moving back to town. She's 83 but acts like she's in her 40's and is completely nutso! She is kinda like Blair from Gossip Girl at age 83! Me and my mom predict that she is going to stir up all kinds of trouble at the senior apartments she living at.... she also has a rival in town and my mom says that she thinks she's gonna look up old boyfriends!!! Eeek! This is going to be crazy.... but kinda hilarious I think 
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#3221happiness :D
Posted: 9/22/09 at 2:37pm
SAMN, that story is sooo cute! I love it!
WU, your grandma sounds hilarious. I can't wait to hear about some of the trouble she stirs up lol!
#3222happiness :D
Posted: 9/23/09 at 2:30pm
Wow. Over 24 hours since the last girl thread post....We are seriously slacking ladies. I would tell you all about the illegitimate baby I'm having or the crystal meth addiction I'm trying to kick...but that's all old news.
What's up people???
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#3223happiness :D
Posted: 9/23/09 at 2:42pm
I'm going to quit my job by the end of the month. The boss has decided I have an attitude problem, so anything I do that isn't "serving a customer" or "sitting quietly in a corner" is being used as evidence that everything I do, I do "for the glory of Janet" (his words, not mine. My name though). I'm smart, have tons of retail experience, can string several words together in a coherent sentence, and am capable of making myself vaguely presentable if I have to, so between McJobs, temp agencies, and Christmas work, I should be able to get employed again pretty quickly, right? I'm not fussy, I just have to get OUT of there before someone ends up bleeding to death in a corner. So if I haven't posted a super-happy "I HANDED MY NOTICE IN TODAY!!!!!" post by the end of September, y'all need to get on my back about it.
In other news, we're about to start pantomime rehearsals. We're doing Humpty Dumpty and I'm the Princess of Hearts. We're a small group who usually do plays about middle-aged/older women, so apparently it's a bit astonishing to have a principle who is young and a singer. XD I'm an ugly girl (in the show, not reality :P) and I need to think of a good "no one will ever love me boo hoo hoo" song to sing. Any ideas? All I can think of are the usual batch of unrequited love songs, which isn't really helpful at all. :/
How's everyone else doing today?
#3224happiness :D
Posted: 9/23/09 at 2:56pm
I miss you all but work is keeping me crazy lately. My workload recently increased about 70% give or take. My boss hired some parttime help, which is great, except he doesn't trust her to do anything and doesn't want her to do the "busy work" either. Make sense? NO.
I work in accounting, so I open a lot of mail, code a lot of paperwork, enter a lot of new vendors into the system, etc. He won't let her do any of this.
I have WEEKS of filing I'm behind on, but he doesn't want her to do that either, because "she'll be bored".
Basically, she does one report for me per month, stuffs envelopes on Fridays, and codes our weekly FedEx bill. That's it. So she's bored and I'm swamped.
ARRRHGGGHHHHH!!!
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